Guy In The Pit Just Said “forgive Me Master” I Gotta Get The Fuck Out

looks like somebody forgot that dust we are and to dust we shall return lol

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

Planning devious acts from within the blankie.

just a girl doing a little twirl in her little skirt <3

guys… i think my body did keep the score fuck

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.