*feels Nothing* Mmm, Don’t Like That *feels Something But Like, Too Much* Mmm Not A Fan Of That Either

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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

Just a machine that breathes

mutuals seeing me post about The Character again

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

cant even be mad at my cat for trying to steal my yarn ball. its basically the most classic thing for a cat to steal

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair