Stupid Emo Boy With Every Disease On The Work Whiteboard

stupid emo boy with every disease on the work whiteboard

"Other friends" Ice Emperor Zane spinoff song (script version)(possibly for a animatic)

Zane: (sarcastic) Well. Well. Well... Let's see what fate has brought me today (takes a look)

IE!Zane: There's the fire Ninja, Lightning, water, Earth, and the prophecisied Green Ninja.

IE!Zane: Of course the prophecy kept you. Isn't that just, swell.

Lloyd: Wait how did you-

IE!Zane: How I know? It's hard to forget but it doesn't matter. I got a new look and a few new (slams down staff) tools that will help me put an end to your happily, ever, after!

Lloyd: L-Look we don't have to fight. We simply want our friend back and to establish peace-

IE!Zane: Yeah yeah I heard. For years I had your little speeches on never giving up on family, peace, and brotherhood ON LOOP!

(Lloyd jumps back startled from a casted ice spike from the ground)

(The other ninja pull out their weapons and go into attack stances)

IE!Zane: (becoming manic) Oh I just love the part where the rest of ninja get to spend the rest of their days on some NOWHERE realm with a bunch. Of. NOBODIES!

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(Song starts but nothing much changes except "her other friends" is replaced with "his other friends")

Dialogue 2 after the first verse of the song.

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Cole: He's dancing circles around us!

Jay: I'm rusty, give me a break!

Lloyd: (slowly starts to realize who it is and goes in denial ) It can't be... This isn't like him.

Kai: You know him Lloyd? Can you tell us who he is?!?!

IE!Zane: (hears Kai and goes ballistic) Who am I? Who am I?! What are you even saying?! I'm the loser of the game I didn't know I was playing!

IE!Zane: (shows off staff) Let's play another game, this time I get to win!!!

(ice on the staff starts to break)

IE!Zane: Life on the line (ice cracks some more) Loser takes ALL! (ice completely breaks and the emperors head catches on fire)

(The Ninjas eyes widen in horrible realization)

IE!Zane: (swings the staff around) READY OR NOT LET'S BEGIN!!!!

(Zane jumps down, rapidly swinging his staff )

IE!Zane: Oh that's right I heard the story over and over again! (kicks Jay in his shocked state and knocks him down)

IE!Zane: Gee it's swell to finally beat my other friends!

(The other ninja snap out of it and go into combat)

IE!Zane: (single handedly starts owning the ninja one-by-one) That's right I heard the story; don't really like how it ends~ Gee it's swell to finally beat my other-

(The ninja except Lloyd angrily charge at Zane all at once)

IE!Zane: Other (staff begins to power up)

Lloyd: W-wait, DON'T!

IE!Zane: (fully powered*) Otheeerrrrrr~

(Zane releases a blizzard)

IE!Zane: Fri~eeeeeends~

(The ninja all freeze)