Yall Ever Have That Friend Where It's Like, You Don't Have A Crush On Them And You're Totally Fine Just

Jisung: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Minho: We're dating.

Jisung: So????

Minho: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

Jisung: I'm going to need some of you guys to start getting weirder. I cannot keep pulling all the weight.

Having a crush is just so embarrassing. Like wym I'm smiling at my phone, all he said was hi??? Did I seriously just kick my feet like a stereotypical teenage girl because he called me pretty???? Wym I'm literally checking my phone every 5 seconds to see if he's replied yet????? That's so cringe??????

Minho: you have 3 seconds to get your hand off of me

jisung: bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like 10 minutes ago??

Minho: yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

jisung: okay <3

*30 min later*

Minho: jisung why aren’t you holding my hand

Felix: hey Jisung, did you get eggs for the cake? Jisung: even better Felix: what did you- Jisung, holding a chicken: her name is Juremi

Jisung : i don't like women

Chan : you're a MISOGYNIST???

Many writers say a blank word doc is their worst nightmare, but for me it's a little too appealing. That fresh start, the white page and a brand new story idea 😋😋 And I wonder why I have so many WIPs

Jisung: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jisung: Minho is still mad about it, but me and Felix were drunk and thought it was funny.

Hyunjin: I put the pun in punishment.

Minho: I put the top in unstoppable.

Seungmin: I put the cute in execute.

Han: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Changbin: I put the ass in class.

Jeongin: I put the D in Felix.

Jeongin: Pardon my strong language but, Jeongin: fiddlesticks