Changbin: Okay I Have Good News And Bad News Chan: Just Tell Me The Good News Changbin: The Airbags In

Soobin: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Beomgyu: Killed without hesitation

Chan: *cooking* Minho, can you grab the meat?

Chan:

Chan: Minho let go of my ass.

Jisung: That was so hot, Minho.

Minho: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Jisung: I'm so in love with you.

Michael vsauce literally shot himself in the foot like three times to demonstrate reaction time.

he got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in slayinogical studies from the university of servington

Not being able to write fanfic because it makes you sad to write about people being happy and in love when you don't have it in real life, and even your fluff fics make you cry now

Top 10 biases tag (but mostly stray kids)

Sunoo (Enhypen)

Beomgyu (TXT)

Felix (SKZ)

Hyunjin (SKZ)

Jisung (SKZ)

Minho (SKZ)

Yuqi (Gi-dle)

Junkook (BTS)

Junji (OOO)

Yoojung (OOO)

Between 1 and 4 who would you rather kiss? Hyunjin

Between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend? Beomgyu

Between 5 and 10 who has the best voice? Probably Jisung because he can sing and rap

Between 1 and 8 who's the funniest? Sunoo!!

Between 6 and 9 who would you date? Junji because i wouldn't do that to minsung my beloved

Between 9 and 10 who would you do a collab with? Junji for no particular reason tbh

Between 4 and 8 who's the better dancer? Hyunjin

Between 3 and 5 who would you marry? Felix because again, minsung my beloved

Between 1 and 7 who would you help when they're sick? Weird question but sunoo

Between 2 and 3 who has the best smile? Felix sunshine boy

Between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with? Junkook as long as the vacation is our honeymoon

me after writing the most gut-wrenching, tear jerking, despressing angst ever on c.ai just to delete it

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.