reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
Rise grapeduo fans, I brought you food🍇
We all heard of crack-ships. But what about crack-FRIENDships? I think Oro and Lemm would have a very interesting dynamic as an unlikely friends duo. Just two old men talking trash about everyone else together like two teenage girls
(transcript under the cut)
panel 1: Oro: Lemm, a question. As a friend to a friend. Lemm: M? panel 2: Oro: That Quirrel fellow... are you and him- panel 3: Lemm: I do not like where this question is going, so I'll say this: me and Quirrel are nothing more than colleagues, at BEST. While it's true I tolerate him more than most bugs here, it is born out of appreciation for his skills and knowledge, NOTHING MORE.
panel 4: Oro: ... Young Sheo, in Oro's memory: I- I just appreciate Hegemol's strength and skill, that's all!
panel 5: Oro: MHM. Lemm: DON'T "MHM" ME!
I hope that you'll be ok my guy. Get well soon.
This has been a miserable week...
Now of course, there's all the stuff with the root canal going on but the terrifying cherry on top is:
I got poisoned.
I went around our pond today and found about 20 of our fish dead on the shore (including one of our big carp), got a little too close in my panic trying to figure out what happened and got a little bit of the water in my shoe, realized that a toxic algae bloom is what happened, still panicked so I didn't rinse my foot off, and only realized my error when I got a fever out of the blue despite not being sick at all otherwise.
Legs now ache like a motherfucker but as I cleaned myself off after taking note of the fever I should be fine and obviously alerted my family just in case but GOOD LORD.
they have. infested my brain
I see someone who has been through some serious stuff and I latch onto them. Please don't judge me. pfp: https://images.app.goo.gl/WpzS9iawWmPwA1aDA
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