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Stella @akuutaguava and possibly Scout @panic-at-the-gender kill me if you like but I'm adopting @fruitpunchsamurai16

You have a new niece @boombboi @glittercrashhh @elvearryn @ikin-y0u @exi-stencil-ism

And you have a new child @chuuy-a

And you have a new sibling @the-unhinged-fangirl

So yeah.

I’ll be 18 in September and I’m petrified.

You're 17 and 4/5ths right now, you're not aging up a full year, you're just gonna be a few months older than you are right now. Time moves on, the numbers keep going up, the numbers are meaningless.

Gintama really is such a platonic show and I mean that as the highest compliment from an aspec person. If you’re looking for actual found family and other wholesome unconventional types of relationships you should know gintama is always there for you

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

Figured there might be people out there who agree with this sentiment…

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

Thanks for the tag! In no particular order

•Jesper Fahey

•Magnus Bane

•Gintoki

•Kaeya Alberich

•Diluc Ragnavindr

I was tagged by @garcianunier tysm 💕

Post your top 5 comfort characters

1) Neil Perry

2) Nina Zenik

3) Remus Lupin

4) Wanda Maximoff

5) Diego Hargreeves

Tagging @moonylupinhasdemonpox @mandrake-arya @novhczernyx @ughgclden @deadpoetscarpediem @uncle-lucifer @neil-perry-is-alive @bbyangst @mehmehmehme @villanellice @lady-me-meow and anyone else who wants to do it!

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something