I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
Why am I seeing top/bottom discourse on tomarrymort in the good old year of 2025, yall have to stop engaging in this and go write/draw about the respective characters being stuffed which is more productive!!!!
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
PUNCH NAZIS, IT'S COOL GUYS
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Harry and Ginny doing the "hear me out" cake trend. but it's just Harry putting all of her brothers, Draco, Lucius, Cedric, Sirius, Viktor Krum and an old pic of Tom riddle
ginny: is there ANYTHING you'll like to tell me
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
I'm bringing this dumpster fire into 2024 babe
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.