alina being like ‘but I literally tried to kill you’ and the darkling responding with ‘no it’s okay I think that’s sexy actually’ is so fucking funny. king shit
Matt Murdock, lawyer by day, vigilante by night, manwhore by later night. In this dissertation I will point out some of the many instances of this man's slutty slutty tendencies:
1. Ass slapping
2. Neck choking (with multiple instances suggesting a kink)
3. Manspreading
4. Smirking when his boobs out
5. Flirting by saying things like this
6. Bragging about his prowess in bed by saying he's making women feel so good they don't bother getting curious about his many scars (This is actually not discussed enough like do y'all think he was talking smack or was he talking real here? I have almost no doubt he's VERY good in bed but I still need this peer-reviewed!)
Every time a man treats me like shit, I like to remind myself: Emmeline Pankhurst wouldn’t have stood for this shit
Your honour, i fucking miss him.
crosshair & posts that match him🕺
they gonna fuck freak nasty on the boys arent they
I just found out that Americans call jam on toast ‘jellied toast’ and I feel like I need to report a crime.
looking disrespectfully 👁👅👁
No way home came out and everybody immediately went "o am geeeee, it's Andrew fucking Garfield!" and obsessed over him for a month. The hype died down a little and after a brief moment of "okay now what?" we just collectively decided to rewatch the Daredevil netflix series. Hive mind at work.
Counter offer; Frank Castle: Danger DILF
Elektra Natchios: Murder MILF❤️
me in the movie theater when matt showed up