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so happy you saw my ask 😭 sorry about the bloated gator thing lol its just cause of this one time a watermelon went bad and leaked all over my fridge its like it died tragically in there, that was the inspo

thank you for answering.. i wanna talk wani for a bit more if thats alright, heres some wani traits i think would be interesting for a watermelon gator;

•watermelogators are one of the largest species of gators, but theyre also peculiar in that theyre very shy. so its rare to ever come across one.. if you do, you're blessed to have a amazing summer for you, or your business

•they have a little vine growing on their heads that get longer and longer with age, the small flowers growing from it are sprouted during mating season- the males whip eachother with the vine and tangle it together (like tug of war) and whoevers vine breaks off first loses

•their babies are all black and theyre at their fiestiest at this age, which makes it harder for the mothermelogators because they have to be kept properly moisturized at all times until they shed into their new skins. so, the mamamelogators keep them in their mouths frequently and constantly move to find water nearby.. if shes angry, she can spit them out rapidly at attackers and easily kill them

•they have large round bumps on their backs, that store fat and water just like camels do. they can spit it up like a fountain to bathe themselves..

•they have rounder features but longer snouts, likely to fit more babies in as they do have large broods

•a group is called a patch

•their meat is red and speckled with black dots, the textures been described as, "melt in your mouth, like marbled steak thats also light and refreshing" so they're sought after quite often

•since they have the appearance of a very popular fruit, theyre also beloved and considered the best kind of wani, the cutest as well

•they may live for hundreds of years, but before they die they're brown and bloated, and leak blood continuously as they rot

.. id love to hear more about your ideas!! sorry this was so much i hope 9 bullets isnt overdoing it 😭

t...they NEED to be massive, i NEED them to be massive and tasty and nice and refreshing in the summer 😤

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ogata in a korn shirt for some reason. from august 2021

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tbh im more crazy about naz than pierez but shes just so fun to draw too, theyre bffs and bond over games. pierez somehow isnt freaked out and disgusted when naz licks her beady eyes like a chameleon so it must be true love

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I heard you people liked your hypnoshades ichiya so here’s how I think it’d go

they do eventually squash the beef

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The Swiss Valais Blacknose have been rubbing themselves against the red feeder while eating and it managed to dye their wool pink.

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