Aight Imma Head Out

Oh how badly I’d love to 😔 💔

Stephen Chbosky / The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Me home alone:

POKÉMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

From now on changing one’s name/pronouns shall be referred to as evolving. Thank you.

The caption is just... what? 😂

mm lil cube mm just wanna snarf it up mmm

gotta hide em somehow, am i right?

bad posture is trans culture

Bet. I’ve got the longest 18362862nd hair follicle in the country of Georgia. 😤

why don’t we compare random body parts? like damn i’m failing this class but at least i have the widest left nostril in the state

When you accidentally walk into the girls locker room and remember Susan talking about her limited edition pepper spray in the hallway.. “aight imma head out.”

Edit: it’s been a while since I posted this and to be honest, I don’t even know what I was saying myself LMFAO

Seeing your password after accidentally typing it into the username bar kind of feels like accidentally seeing someone naked

me a week ago: oh my god i’ve fallen in love she’s perfect she’s beautiful she’s intelligent she’s kind

me now: wow i can’t believe i was that stupid to think that someone would actually like me for once and now i have to get over someone i’ve been fantasizing about for over three months

💔