Alright I’m Done Spamming. I Need Sleep I Have To Wake Up In Five Hours 😂 😭 Welp Goodnight Guys

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Teacher: pick a side, opinion A or opinion B

Me: it depends-

Teacher: pick a side

Me: In what situation?

Teacher: In all the situations

Me: so it depends-

Teacher: PICK A SIDE

Capricorn ♑️ me:

Pasta 🍝

Flannel 💖

Art 🖼 ✍️

Ocean 🌊

Tapestries 😘

are you a rice or pasta person? a graphic tee or flannel person? art or writing person? ocean or meadow person? posters on your wall or tapestries person? tag your sign too !

Okay but my sixth grade teacher gave us a two page essay on our summer on the first day lmao 😂 We all died a little inside that day.

i just laughed out loud at the caption in the middle of a test... smh 🤦‍♂️

my dumbass when i read the description to the Moon: is that a challenge i hear?

Dog: what you mean the sand is too sand?

by obviousplant (IG)

Hello everyone! This is resource I wanted to tell you all about! It’s an app called “Voice Pitch Analyzer”. It has you read a passage a full minute, and then tells you if the range may be perceived as more masculine, feminine, or androgynous. (Disclaimer: Obviously peoples voices vary from person to person. There are women with very low voices and men with very high ones. This does not mean they aren’t “real” men and women. This is simply a post for those with voice dysphoria or who would just like to sound more masculine, feminine, or androgynous to those around them). Please don’t be discouraged if you voice does not land in the range you want it to! It takes practice, and practice is just what this app is for. It allows you to practice speaking in the range you want to be percieved as. Admittedly, it can be a little disheartening having to strain my voice just to get in the upper androgynous range, so a major dysphoria trigger warning to anyone considering downloading it, but, with practice I am getting better and able to talk in that low voice for longer periods of time.

Decided to mess with Enlight Photofox. Did I do well? Remember, this is my first.. 😬😅

hibernation time.

When you accidentally walk into the girls locker room and remember Susan talking about her limited edition pepper spray in the hallway.. “aight imma head out.”

Edit: it’s been a while since I posted this and to be honest, I don’t even know what I was saying myself LMFAO

Seeing your password after accidentally typing it into the username bar kind of feels like accidentally seeing someone naked

I just finished watching the Teen Beach series lmao

hello……. i think i am falling for y—

*actually falls over*