Ur Vampire Gf Takes Over The Bed

[4] Harvest season!

use inclusive language when talking about abortion and reproductive rights or die.

Dullahot Dan and Marvin (will always be in awe of Joel's naming capabilities)

no context but here's some sillies

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

making eggs and im so tempted to just. like. crack an egg directly into my mouth. i wanna know what raw egg tastes like

i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

Sillies

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"