Gemma Scout, On The Phone With Her Bank: Yes I’m Just Trying To Reopen My Account. ‘Marked As Deceased’
Gemma Scout, on the phone with her bank: Yes I’m just trying to reopen my account. ‘Marked as deceased’ yes I know, but I’m not dead. Yes I know my husband sent you my death certificate. My death was faked in a really elaborate scheme so—no, not by me. Look just turn on CNN. I’m all over the news. It’ll—'can I come in with my husband?' No, I can’t. He’s dead now. Well maybe not dead. But he’s probably never coming back alive. They can’t get his innie in the elevator. Yes they tried that. But he sticks his arms and legs out real wide like a cat so they can’t get him in the elevator.”
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life is so yuriful
![A meme about wasps that was poorly edited to be wasp positive.
In the top right corner there is a picture of a black, yellow, and orange cicada killer wasp with text next to it that says this one is a cicada killer who are very unlikely to sting humans
From the top left there is text going down the image that says:
Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
this is a wasp.
It's mission in nature is to live.
It pollinates things.
Some make honey
It is in the order hymenoptera along with bees and ants.
It is a [large blank space] wasp [smile emoticon]
you cannot battle the wasp. most wasps are solitary.
Paper wasps are eusocial meaning they work together to defend the nest and are calm unless they or the nest are threatened.
When you see a wasp, do you know what you do?
You chill out
you move slowly
you hope the wasp has a nice day
And wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c4911814b23937c56331e62ff0e4c65e/75f669d2e8edab4d-ac/s500x750/b29b30b6774d2256d16b74b02e8473bb071230ce.jpg)
Fixed a wasp meme :)
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reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material
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the egg bar is coveted as fuck
strawpage request
👁️Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute London👁️
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