Grabs You By The Scruff

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Sometimes, I, too, feel like a wet rat reaching out to the sky

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

au where topher is transformed into a vampire and abe, as his only close friend, is talked into becoming a "blood donor"

aquarium pebble slime

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more fish from the excellent LiveAquaria website

current hyperfixation: those weird ai song covers with Schlatt. I don't watch him, hell I don't even like him, but there's smth weirdly amusing about seeing the program struggle and crack, because I know that if he somehow *did* sing it, he wouldn't give a shit about sounding right.

the AI having a stroke in the middle just ads flavour