if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss
I asked you first >:(
Fun fact of the day!
Im inside your walls. Start running.
2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
Getting out of my 2 year art burn out grave to finally start writing for my freak fortress AU and start working on my Ocs so to show you guys I’m not dead, I finally finished CPS’s design and color palette.
ok bye bye
OK BUT WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING????
Fun fact of the day!
Im inside your walls. Start running.
TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
You guys I did the impossible….
Update: I got Covid and I’m having serious chest problems so I’m not gonna be posting for a while, I might post one thing and that’s it. Sorry you guys :(
Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today
I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 
I wanna hold Cakehole piss’s hands and kiss him on the cheek so bad like it’s all I’m asking😞💔
Radiactive Bat creature who has a obsession with transformers and yuri | 16 | Afro native 🪶| I draw and do sfms | I need more transformers yuri friends 😢🐟
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