Me When I'm 33

Oho my bad bro 😞. Also I just ordered so y’all gonna have to wait.

Fun fact of the day!

Im inside your walls. Start running.

I never posted this but me kicking CBS down the stairs (he deserves it)

Hi *finger guns*

Can you draw Cakehole piss? Pretty please with sprinkles on top? :D

As an annoying younger sibling myself I respect his hustle

Who’s ready to get funky and spooky?…

tiny death roll

He’s just a happy guy!

Are you afraid of the

Boogie Man?…..

2-🔥Burning🔥

3 will be soon but I wanted to get this in because I know I couldn’t do one! Sorry!

TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere

I just remembered my girlfriend calls intelligent heavy “Big Bro Joe” and CBS “Teeth man” and I have been sitting here cackling about it for like 30 minutes help

Esper says happy pride to you mutants and aliens out there!