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ALSO ik I'm late buuuuut, welcome to Tumblr, @justtheclippy
AU by @endomentendo (?) I'm pretty sure...
Lineart and flat color of my funnybunny fankid yuki in the infamous starfish onesie.
ginger and bobette ❄️🍪
(and a twisted vee doodle ^^)
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(If you want to let me know which fusion of tadc x dandys world ships you'd like to see next:3)
TW: Blood, Ommetaphobia, & Trypophobia
Slasher AU Episode 3: The Mystery at the Evil Dead Cabin
Episode 3 Slasher Designs! Featuring Martha and The Angel
So proud with how these two turned out! There wont be any character cards for episode 4, but there will be cards for some of the abstracted characters, so look forward to seeing those! These will also be added to the Masterpost
Funnybunny Week 2025
Prompt: Fight
AU: Murder Drones AU by @croissantberry @funnybreadd and me!
AO3
Jax tapped his fingers against his arms, both of them crossed over his chest as he awkwardly waited for Pomni’s outside her and her father’s home. She had gotten into another fight with her dad - with Caine hiding more information about Pomni’s mother again.
Eventually Pomni shoved the door open and slammed it behind her, her eyes tired and frustrated. “So…how did he fry your circuits this time?” Jax asked.
Pomni averted her gaze from him, hugging herself, “...it was the toy she gave me before she died. I thought I lost it but…Caine was hiding it from me. Because it hurt him to see it!” Pomni scoffed, rubbing a non-existent tear away, “It doesn’t matter if I needed it for comfort as a kid, his feelings matter more! It’s not like he buried himself in his work and ignored his only child while she was grieving! Oh wait! He did!”
Jax pursed his lips, he wasn’t great at comforting others - his only purpose was to kill after all. But Pomni was a special little robot, tying his internal wires into many knots, “Pomni…”
“Just…just leave me be,” Pomni looked up at him, pleadingly.
Jax nodded, she needed her space, “Okay.”
Part of him wanted to stop her, but it was best to let her walk away for now. He hated seeing her hurt…because it annoyed him of course! Not because he felt sorry for her. No…definitely not that.
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“JAX!”
The drone groaned when hearing the familiar voice, “Need anything Rags?”
The redheaded robot grunted at his tone, “Your pet’s gone loose! She’s tearing our base apart!”
Now this was new to Jax, Pomni wasn’t usually a ‘destroy first talk later’ kind of girl, “Did you see anything wrong with her?”
“I don’t know!” Ragatha suddenly paused. “Oh no.”
Jax raised a concerned brow, “‘Oh no’ what?!”
“Her eyes,” Ragatha paled. “They were yellow.”
Jax froze. The only time Pomni’s eyes were yellow was during the cabin trip…where she killed whoever was in her path.
Jax pushed past Ragatha, spreading his wings as he zoomed back to their base. There he could see Pomni, settled on top as she gnawed on the head of a deceased drone - like a damn animal.
“Heyyyy Pomni,” he slowly approached her, the female robot cocked her head in his direction. “How about we put down the dead remains and clean up this mess you made, yeah?”
A distorted giggle left her throat, throwing the head away and beelining for him. Jax didn’t get a moment to prepare himself when she body-slammed herself into him, shoving him into the ground, “What’s wrong Jax? I thought you out of everyone would appreciate a little blood and gore from time to time.”
Jax struggled underneath her, she had gotten stronger overtime, “First of all, we don’t have blood hon, we’re robots. And second, I’m not gonna let you do something you’ll regret when you’re lucid.”
“Hmm, fine,” she hummed. Her tail rose above him, the feral mouth on the end of it grinning madly at him. Like a wolf ready to pounce.
Jax made a disgruntled noise, wrapping a leg around Pomni’s waist and pulled her off him. He stood quickly, flapping his wings as he hovered into the air, “Come on Pomni, you gotta snap out of it! Don’t let your dad make you go crazy!”
Now that got Pomni’s attention, but not for the reasons Jax hoped for, “Caine? Hehe. I’m sure he’ll make a good meal. After all, he never cared for me. So why should I care for him?”
Her own wings spread, turning to fly to the dorms. Jax had to act fast, bringing out his gun from his arm and firing it towards an abandoned building. He watched as the rubble fell in front of Pomni, blocking her path. She turned to him again, her smile unfeeling and heartless, “Don’t get in my way Jax, I have no problem with getting rid of pests.”
“I have years of experience hon,” Jax grinned, determined. “You got nothing on me.”
Something flickered in her eyes, “We’ll see.”
Her hand flicked, the familiar triangle symbol from her hand appearing as it wrapped around Jax’s waist, throwing him into another building. Jax squeezed his eyes shut when he was thrown into the glass, shattering around him when he landed on the floor. Okay, that hurt. But it wasn’t his first rodeo.
He flew back out again, circling Pomni and dodging her attacks. Whatever he did, he couldn’t hurt her. What was it that worked last time she was like this…wait, he got it. But it was definitely gonna sting.
He fired his gun into the sky, creating a distraction. Pomni’s eyes darted up briefly, that was all he needed. He flew towards her, wrapping her arms around her tight. When she tried to use her symbol again, his gun switched to a blade and blocked the attack before it could happen. Her tail reached for his - here it goes.
Jax brought his arm up, letting her stab him with his own tail. Yup, that stung. But it did the trick. Pomni’s eyes flashed from yellow back to its regular red and blue at the realization of what she did, “Jax?!”
Her facial features glitched for a moment, her body going limp. Jax was quick to catch her, holding her bridal style, safe and secure. He stuck his hand into his mouth, letting it heal quicker as she came to. “Hey sleeping beauty, feeling better?”
“Ugh, no, whasss happenin?” Pomni blinked, slurring her words.
“Oh you know, just a little chaos and destruction,” Jax told her. “You kinda had a breakdown thanks to your dad.”
“I’m sssssorry,” Pomni replied apologetically and sad. She looked like a kicked puppy.
“Nah, it’s fine,” Jax smiled down at her. “It could’ve been worse.”
It didn’t seem to make her feel better. Jax ran a comforting hand through her hair, bringing her head forward to rest on his shoulder, “How about we just heat up some oil and take a nap, how does that sound?”
“Will you hold me?” Pomni asked innocently.
Jax’s vitals sped up, if he could blush he would be doing just that, “Uh, yeah hon. If you want me to.”
“Thanksss,” Pomni snuggled in closer to him. “I’m sorry again.”
His metaphorical heart broke when he heard her sniffle, “Hey now, it’ll be fine. Soon enough this’ll be something we’ll laugh about in the future. You’ll be alright.”
Pomni sniffed, “Okay.”
He watched as her breathing evened out, slouching against him as sleep took over her. Jax flew off back to the dorms, Pomni fast asleep in his arms. He really had it bad for this girl.
Funnybunny Week 2025
Prompt: Messy
AU: (Sonic) Pomni Adventure AU by @allhailthequeenuwu
AO3
Pomni genuinely couldn’t understand Jax, it had been that way ever since they first met. First Jax wanted to fight her for the chaos emeralds and destroy the world, then he wanted to help her in order to restore it as a promise he made to a friend from long ago. It was then she saw a more softer and vulnerable side to Jax, seeing humanity in his eyes for the first time. Then they were back to fighting again, with Jax glaring daggers at her as though she scorned his life.
The same could be said for Jax when thinking about Pomni. She could be facing the end of the world, and yet she still smiles? Without a hint of fear. Not only that, she would hold wisdom and give advice that not even geniuses throughout the year could come up with - then she would say a ridiculous quip with a stupid smirk as though she was unaware of the insight she gave. He just didn’t get her.
Right now everyone was taking shelter at Queenie’s home - Pomni’s adoptive mother - resting until Caine inevitably attacked them again. He was on the balcony, looking out at the stars. Nothing but comfortable silence.
“Sup Jax!”
Never mind.
He huffed through his nose, turning to see the speedster come up behind him, holding two mugs, “Mom made some hot chocolate, want some?”
“Sure,” he spoke, turning away again.
Pomni walked over to him, handing him the mug, “Nice night huh?”
“I’m aware of the state of the night, thank you Pomni,” Jax deadpanned.
Pomni pursed her lips,” O-kay then. How about I join you then?”
He didn’t get to protest when she rested her back against the balcony, right next to him. Great, just what he needed.
“Caine put up one hell of a fight today, didn’t he?” Pomni nudged him.
Jax rolled his eyes, “Are you only going to state the obvious Pomni?”
“Jeez, sorry,” Pomni held her hands up in defense. “Just wanted to make small talk.”
“I prefer silence,” Jax stared out at the stars again, taking a sip of his hot chocolate.
“Okay, cool. Silence! I can do silence, I’m like the best at silencing!” Pomni grinned. “Like you need me to be silent? Then I’m your girl. Like seriously, I am the silence master!-”
“ Pomni ,” Jax growled, not in the mood for games.
“Right right! Being quiet! Starting now,” Pomni stood still, staring out into the night sky with Jax.
Jax was hoping the quiet would make things easier, but even her presence somehow made the hairs on his neck stand. Like she was a magnet constantly drawing him in, “I don’t understand you.”
“So much for being quiet,” Pomni murmured cheekily into her mug.
Jax glared at her, ignoring the comment, “I’ve seen people doubt you and call you a freak, have the world beat down on you again and again yet you always have faith to hold onto and spread to others. Then the next moment, you’re doing something dumb like see how fast you can run while doing a handstand?!?!”
Pomni snickered, “Hey I forgot about that, thanks for reminding me.”
“I just…” Jax pinched his nose, breathing slowly. “How are you so happy?”
“Heh, you really think it’s that easy for me,” Pomni gripped her mug. “You’re right, the world’s been cruel to me. Yet the weight of it is still on my shoulders. But I know that there are still people out there that believe in a better future. I bury down the bad stuff and help them, to let them know there’s a better tomorrow. If I don’t, then who will? And the stupid stuff I do? Well, everybody needs to distract themselves from fear somehow.”
Jax paused, staring at her, “You’re scared.”
Pomni huffed a laugh, it was dry and humourless, “All the time. Then again, you confuse me too. One minute you’re alright working with me. The next you’re chasing me downtown over a bad pun.”
Jax hummed, not noticing he was inching closer to her, “I could find it easier to be more pleasant to you if I understood you a bit more.”
“Well now you do, and now…” Pomni drew the word out a bit.
“I believe…you’re like me,” Jax told her. “You have a lot of pain built up and it’s a mess. So you deal with it the best you can. The bad memories keep trying to press up in front, so you have to be stronger than that. Even when it hurts. And you hate being alone, but you don’t want to infect anyone else with the pain you feel.”
“Yeah,” Pomni nodded. “I’m grateful for my friends, but I feel guilty for wanting to push them away sometimes. Cause I know they help me a lot. Eventually I find it in myself to keep myself open to them, it helps me feel lighter and be able to breathe again.”
“I don’t think I’m ready for that big of a step,” Jax admitted, the familiar vulnerability showing up again.
Pomni only hoped it wouldn’t vanish again so soon, “Well…how about just starting with me for now? I want to know more about the Jax that I haven’t seen much of.”
Jax turned to her, the same sincerity in her eyes again. The sincerity she gave to others when they needed help, despite the storm of a painful past behind her own smile. “Only if you promise to do the same for me…and less puns.”
“Oof, I’ll try,” Pomni giggled. “But now you know where it comes from.”
“Hmp, whatever,” Jax huffed. “Deal?”
Pomnis smiles slowly, for once she believed there was progress between the two of them, “Deal.”
The Candy Canyon Chainsaw Massacre!
The Episode 2 Slasher AU designs are finished! Introducing: Gummigoo and Loolilalu!
These two will also be added to the Slasher AU Masterpost!
Stay tuned for the Episode 3 designs!
Funnybunny Week 2025
Prompt: Fancy Outfits
AU: Carnival of Wonders AU by @thenightgazers @carnivalofwonderstadcau
AO3
Jax fixed his tie, peering over his shoulder to watch Pomni as she applied her blush at her dresser. Caine had been pondering on how to gain more ratings for the show, and had been offered the suggestion of a ballroom dance from Gangle. Jax wouldn’t lie, it seemed like a good idea. Just a nice night to slow dance with his wife until sleep caught up to them or when the sun rose over them.
Once his tie was done, he buttoned up his waistcoat and went over to his wife. He bent down and wrapped his arms around her, pressing a kiss to the side of her neck, “You’re so beautiful.”
She giggled, “I’m not done getting ready yet.”
“Doesn’t matter,” he whispered against her skin. “You’re always beautiful no matter how you look.”
“Even after I ugly cry over burning food by accident?” she snickered lightheartedly.
Jax chortled, pressing a kiss to her hair, “Especially then.”
Pomni rolled her eyes fondly, finishing her lipstick before standing, “I have to change.”
“I can’t wait to see what you wear,” Jax said. “You look drop dead gorgeous in everything you wear.”
“Well aren’t you a flatterer,” she smiled, taking the hanger and bag the dress was in. “Turn around please.”
Jax didn’t hesitate, facing the other way. Pomni could still be nervous with how she looked, it was why he always took the chance to tell her how beautiful she is whenever he would - after all it was the truth, she was always stunning.
“Um, Jax?”
Jax’s ears perked up when hearing her voice, “Am I okay to look?”
“Yeah, um. Could you help me zip this?” she asked timidly. “The zipper is a bit jammed.”
Jax turned around, his voice stuck in his throat when he saw her. The sleeveless dress was a deep red, with a sweetheart neckline and a high-low skirt covered in rose petals. Jax was nothing short of breathless, “You’re stunning.”
Pomni’s face turned the same colour as her dress, “Darling, please, the zipper?”
Jax blinked some of his awe away, “R-right.” He went behind her, taking the zipper from her fingers. He slowly eased the zip up, letting his fingers trail over her soft skin, hearing her gulp from his delicate touch. He couldn’t help but tease her a little bit. The zip finally reached the top of her dress, “There.” He pressed a kiss to her bare upper back, “All done.”
Pomni squeaked, interlacing their fingers together, “You’re such a tool sometimes.”
“Yeah,” Jax kissed up the way to her neck. “I am.” He continued to press kisses to her cheek, before twirling her around and kissed her soundly on the lips.
Pomni breathed into the kiss, wrapping her arms around his neck. She pulled away for air, pressing kisses all over his face, leaving red lipstick marks all over his purple fur. She giggled when she stopped, “Oops.”
Jax knew how he must have looked at the moment, joining in on her laughter, “I think we’re going to be a bit late to the ball.”
“Oh well,” Pomni shrugged. “Maybe we can sneak in a few more kisses before heading down.”
The rabbit smirked, cupping his wife’s cheeks, “I’m sure that can be arranged.” His lips pressed against hers once again.
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Caine tapped his foot against the marble floor of the ballroom, checking his watch, “Where on earth could those two lovebirds be?!”
Ragatha chuckled, “Those two are head over heels with each other. Honestly I’m not surprised that they’re a little bit late.”
The ringmaster was about to open his mouth to speak when the sound of the door closing behind him caught his attention. Turning, he saw the missing rabbit and jester finally arrive, “What took you two so long?!”
“Oh you know,” Pomni shared a knowing look with her husband. “Just testing some lipstick.”
“And admiring our outfits,” Jax continued, patting his pocket where a lipstick covered handkerchief was hidden. And would probably be used again later tonight if a storage closet was found.
Dia 05: Alguma AU! 🌌💕
The Amazing Digital Farmstead AU - @croissantberry
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CARA EU ACHEI ESSA AU TÃO LEGAL, QUE EU COMECEI A DESENHAR ELA ANTES DO DAY 01!!! Mas eu fiquei com preguiça de ler as descrições deles, dscp 😔 pq sinceramente nn tava entendendo nd, aí eu só me baseei (existe essa palavra?) nos designs q ela/they criou, espero q n cometi nenhum erro 👨🌾💐🍺
Funnybunny Week 2025
Prompt: Alternate Universe
AU: Wonderland Swap AU by @endomentendo @snoopy7c7 and me!
AO3
There was a warm stinging on her right eye, a liquid pouring down her cheek. The wind was cutting through her like stinging eyes, the rain only making the pain more amplified. She had to keep going, she had to reach…who was she trying to reach again?
It hurt to move.
Why was she running through the forest?
It hurt to speak.
Who attacked her?
It hurt to breathe.
What was her name…
She collapsed, the pain and exhaustion finally catching up to her. Right in front of a little cottage.
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Jax grunted as the thunder woke him up for the umpteenth time. Was it truly too much to ask for some sleep, especially since it would be his day off tomorrow. He liked to use those days to catch up on some work. And if there wasn’t any to catch up on, he’d create some of his own. Many called the white rabbit a workaholic, he liked to think of it as staying ahead one step at a time.
He jumped when lightning cracked, growling as he finally got up. If he couldn’t sleep, he might as well have a spot of tea until the worst of the storm went away. Jax went downstairs and into the kitchen, filling up the kettle and putting it on the stove. He sighed as he waited for it to boil, taking a moment to go into the living room and over to the curtains - might as well see the ruckus that kept him away.
He drew back the curtains, peering at the forest in front of him - grimacing. While the forest held the paths to every place he needed to go, it also held the path to go into the amnesia forest. He was thankful for the signs and his own sense of direction. Everyone knows that once you step foot into the amnesia forest, you forget why you went in and the person you were beforehand.
However, the sleep began to fade away when he noticed a figure collapsed right outside the forest and near his cottage. He gasped when he saw blood on her body.
Jax quickly grabbed a blanket from the sofa, rushing outside. For the first time he was like most of the others in this world, losing common sense and rushing into madness. He didn’t care, someone needed his help.
He ran over to the girl, lifting her up. The blood was coming from her eye, torn out of its socket. She needed help and fast. He wrapped the blanket around her and scooped her up, carrying back into his cottage.
Shutting the door behind him, he trekked up the stairs, carrying the precious cargo in his arms. Once in his room he laid her on top of his bed, her bloody eye was looking worse and her wet clothes would cause her to freeze to death. It was too stormy to take her to the town’s doctor, so he would have to dress the wound as best he could and take her when the storm cleared in the morning.
He took out his medical supplies from the cupboards in the hall, sitting on the side of the bed as he cleaned and dressed the wound, pressing gauze to the missing bleeding eye. Then came the hard part, to get her into warm clothes.
Taking hold of her wet nightgown, he squeezed his eyes shut and removed it off her figure, taking a giant robe next to him and wrapped it around her body. He made sure she was covered before tying the belt and sliding her arms through the sleeves. Jax sighed in relief once the deed was done.
He lifted the blankets, placing her under them as he tucked the girl in. He sat by her side, watching her chest rise and fall with shaking breathing. Where did she come from? And who wanted to hurt her so badly?
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She stirred when sunlight hit eyes, fluttering them open. The first thing she noticed was the painful stabbing ache throughout body, specifically her eye. The next was the memories of the night before, being out in the cold and wet. Not it was justified by the warm, soft robe and blankets she was wrapped up in.
She tried to sit up, only for the pain to shoot through her nerves making her let out a strangled gasp.
“Easy, easy!” A white rabbit appeared in front of her, setting down a tray on her dresser as he rushed over to her. “You were in really bad shape when I found you, and your injuries aren’t fully healed. We’ll need to take you to the doctor’s later to take a proper look at your eye.”
On the tray was a plate with a croissant and a cup of hot tea. It smelled good. The rabbit propped her up on some pillows before handing the tea to her, the girl held the cup carefully as she took a tiny sip, “Where am I?”
“In my cottage, just outside the forest,” Jax told her. “What were you doing out there in the middle of the storm last night?”
The girl blinked, trying to find the reason, “I…I’m not sure. I can’t even remember going in there.”
Jax’s brows furrowed with concern, “Can you tell me your name?”
“My name? My name is…is…” the girl’s stomach dropped in dread. “Oh gods! What’s my name? Who am I? Why can’t I remember anything about my life?!
Jax quickly grasped the girl’s hands before she accidentally hurt herself, “Hey, hey it’s okay. Hold onto me and breathe. See, breathe with me.”
Tears were streaming down her cheeks, but she tried her best to copy him. She was still shaking, but her breathing was even, “I don’t know who I am.”
Jax didn’t know what to say, other than, “I’m sorry.”
“It’s not your doing,” the girl sniffed. “But I have nowhere to go if I don’t remember anything. I don’t even remember if I have a family. Where do I go?”
The rabbit felt his heart twist for her. Never before had he seen someone look so terrified, so lonely. Where would she go after helping her? Would she be even more lonely and scared? How could he just not think about someone going out there without anywhere to go?...well, he could think of one place, “Once we come back from the doctor’s, we can set up a room for you here. If you want to, of course.”
Pomni looked up at him with wide eyes, “What?! I can’t impose-”
“You’re not imposing,” Jax told her. “I don’t want you to be out there with nowhere to go, it’s not right. But I’ll need help around here once you’re healed, I can cook and get things for you but I hope that you can help around with chores here.”
“Yes of course!” Pomni nodded. “I’ll help out as much as I can.”
Jax felt something stir seeing her determination come forward, it was cute, “Just make sure to take it easy. Remember, this will be your home so don’t overwork yourself. And I’ll need something to call you.”
“Right,” Pomni pressed her finger to her lips in thought. “What should my name be?” She pondered for a moment, “Well, maybe we should stick with something simple like…Penny, Penny Ann!”
“Penny hmm?” Jax smiled as the name rolled off his tongue. “It’s pretty.”
“Maybe it’s a gut feeling, but I feel like my name begins with a P,” she huffed a laugh. “Weird, huh?”
Jax chuckled, “Darling, I am friends with a mad ragdoll obsessed with tea parties and a cheshire pile of ribbons who’s determined to make me rip my ears out when talking to her. There’s nothing ridiculous with speculating your name.”
Penny Ann giggled, it sounded like music, “Penny Ann it is, and you are?”
Jax wanted to smack himself, the entire time he didn’t even bother to tell her his name, “I’m Jax, the timekeeper for the red queen.”
There was something nagging at the back of Penny Ann’s mind at the mention of the queen, but she ignored it for now. Her mind was already heavy enough with everything that happened, “Nice to meet you Jax.”
The white rabbit smiled warmly, “Nice to meet you too Penny Ann.”
Slasher AU Official Poster!
It's a dangerous game they're playing, isn't it?
aha! There you are! Welcome to tumblr! :> Do you have any silly little headcanons for ragatha or the other cast members?
That she'd be a musical theatre nerd
Funnybunny Week 2025
Prompt: Merch
AU: Madness AU by @allhailthequeenuwu
AO3
Jax held back laughter as he watched Pomni throw on her oversized hoodie, the sleeves too big for her arms and the ends flopping over her wrists. He never understood why she couldn’t wait until a smaller size came in, but then again he wouldn’t be able to see how cute she looked while wearing it.
She paused after zipping up her hoodie, raising a brow at him, “What is it?”
“Oh, nothing…shortstack,” he gave her a shit eating grin.
“I will kick your shins!” she pouted, stomping her foot.
His laughter echoed throughout the hotel room, ruffling her hair, “I’m teasing you songbird, you look cute.”
Her cheeks flushed, “You better. Now, how about our date?”
Jax’s eyes softened, taking her hand in his, “Sounds perfect.”
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They had stopped by a diner in the mall, Pomni’s disguise giving her that freedom to feel like herself while being with the man she loved. She loved her fans and her career as an idol, but she would be lying if she said she didn’t want to feel normal without the pressing eyes of her audience and paparazzi.
It’s why she cherished these moments with Jax, he always made her feel like a normal girl living a typical life with her goofy boyfriend.
After finishing their meal, they continued their trek through the mall until coming across a window of a shop - pausing when they saw what was inside.
Pomni paled.
Jax wheezed.
It was her new figurine, doing her signature stage pose with a peace sign and a heel lift.
“Oh my god!” Jax snickered. “You look so cute!”
“Will you keep your voice down?!” she hissed.
“Sorry, sorry,” he wiped away a tear of mirth. “It’s just-it’s an even smaller version of you!”
“Ugh, you’re the worst,” she crossed her arms, shaking her head at him.
“Oh I’m the worst, huh?” he smirked. “Wanna see me be even worse?”
Pomni furrowed her brows in confusion, until her eyes widened in mortification, “Don’t you dare!”
She tried to grab his arm, but Jax was quick enough to dodge her and run into the shop. Pomni was about to run after him, but she knew she’d be risking exposing her identity when seen next to the figurine. So she had no choice but to give Jax a death glare through the window as he purchased the figurine.
Pomni growled as he walked back out, “Are you pleased with yourself?”
“Very much,” Jax snickered. “Come on, I think this stuff is really impressive. I’m so proud of how far you’ve come in your career. Seeing this stuff just reminds me how incredible you are, songbird.”
She was still pouting, but couldn’t help but blush at his words, “You mean it?”
“Always,” he reached his arm out and pulled her close, kissing her forehead. Pomni relaxed into his hold, letting herself smile. “Although, out of curiosity. How much do you make off this stuff?”
Pomni pulled her head away to glare at him again, “Seriously.”
“I’m genuinely curious!” He said in defense.
Pomni grumbled, “...two billion…monthly.”
“HOLY SHIT!” Jax exclaimed.
“Shut up! Shut up!” Pomni rushed, covering his mouth with her hand.
“DUDE HOW ARE YOU CALM ABOUT THIS?!” He grinned when he grabbed her hands, cackling as she tried to grab at him.
“You’re the worst,” she cried, flopping her face into his chest.”
“I know,” he wrapped his arms around her, resting his chin on her head. “But you love me anyway, right?”
“...yes.”
“Heh, thought so.”
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Gangle wandered into Jax’s room, some of her laundry had accidentally been mixed up with his so she wanted to quickly grab it while he was out. She searched through the messy pile on his bed until finally grabbing her red, fluffy cloak. She was about to turn and head out when she gasped at what she saw on his bedside stand.
It was a Pomni figurine! It was a rare item that had been sold out years ago and hadn’t been on the market since! How did Jax get a hold of one?!
Gangle picked it up carefully, running her hand over the plastic hair. She was so caught up in her excitement that she didn’t notice the tall figure entering the room behind her.
“What are you doing in my room?”
Gangle jumped, whipping round when she saw Jax - his eyes darkening. “Oh, Jax!” She squeaked.
His fists clenched when he saw what she was holding, “Put that down.”
“W-what?” Gangle looked down at the figurine. “Oh, I’m sorry. I just got excited, I never knew you were a fan of Pomni-”
“DON’T SAY HER NAME! LET GO!” He screamed, snatching the figurine out of her hands as Gangle yelped. “DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF!”
The ribboned woman sniffed, “I-I’m sorry. I just thought-”
“JUST GET OUT! GET OUT!” He pushed her out of the room, slamming the door behind him.
Gangle whimpered, running down the hall.
In his room, Jax held onto the figurine tight. He couldn’t stop the tears streaming down his face when looking at her familiar face. There was a hole that she had left behind that he couldn’t fill. He wanted her back. He wanted her back so bad.
He sank to the floor, pressing his forehead against the doll’s. He wanted his songbird back.
Love is real and it's ❤️💙FunnyGummy💚💛
Fanart for @vashonian and their fanfic, Sherbert's Gate! I've been obsessed with the fic, it's sooooo good, they've truly fed us with their writing 🥹🙏 I have the fic linked, yall should read it when you get the chance 😊
Drawing based off one of the creator's own drawing of the pair 🖤 original image under the cut!
Link to the fanfic:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58641688/chapters/149417089
Original image! Grrrr I love them HHHH
LOOK AT THEM AHHH 😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Recently I commissioned my great friend @noble-crimson to draw my other friend @croissantberry 's beauty and the beast au as a gift for them. Chey is a wonderful friend I can't wait for more of her au. Thank you again Crim for drawing this!
Funnybunny Week 2025
Prompt: Funny Things
AU: Spudsys au by @funnybreadd
AO3
It's finally the best time of year! Funnybunny week! For this year I decided to spice things up and do an au a day with the prompt from this year's list. Today's au is the spudsys au by my friend funnybreadd on tumblr and twitter, hope you enjoy!
The day was going by achingly slowly. It was Monday, which usually meant that not a lot of customers would be coming in due to work, but it also meant more focus on cleaning up whenever they had slow service.
Pomni rubbed her eyes as she wiped down the counter, Gangle had placed her up there due to her excellent communication skills. She looked behind her, eyeing her boyfriend as he scrubbed each of the used kitchen utensils until they were squeaky clean. She and Jax had been dating for a while, moving in together last month. Despite their opposite personalities, they had actually formed a trusting and sweet relationship. Jax would cook for her, hold her when things felt dark, make her laugh to help her smile. And in return, she showed him kindness when he had none, she didn’t put up with his bullshit like the others, and she made him decide to become a better man for himself.
Despite the grueling job, it was what caused them to meet and fall in love.
She sighed, throwing down the cloth and wiped the sweat off her forehead, all she wanted was to go home and cuddle up with her boyfriend while watching whatever was on the TV.
A pair of shoulders gripped her shoulders, making her jump before relaxing that it was only Jax. She whacked him across the arm, “Did you really have to do that?”
The rabbit snickered, wrapping his arms around her and resting his head on her forehead, “Yup, your angry face is adorable.”
“Ugh,” she pouted as he pressed a kiss against her hair. “Is there a reason why you’re here?”
“Well, I finished washing up and thought I’d create a bit of entertainment before going home,” he smirked.
Pomni stared at him, “What did you do?”
“Just wait,” Jax snickered, holding her tight with excitement.
“JAX! WHY IS THERE KETCHUP IN MY SHOES?!” Ragatha screeched.
“JAX! WHY IS THERE BURGERS ALL OVER MY OFFICE FLOOR?!” Gangle screamed.
Pomni gasped, trying to escape Jax's hold so she could whack him again, but he held her tight and firm as he laughed into her shoulder, “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
“Come on! It’s funny!” He loosened his grip to look at her. “As if you don’t come up with funny things to do as well.”
Pomni pursed her lips, humming a little bit as though she were distracted.
Jax raised his brow, “What did you do?”
Pomni was about to open her mouth to answer when a scream and a slam of a car door outside alerted them.
“WHO PUT SODA CUPS ON TOP OF MY CAR?!?!?!” Zooble stormed back inside, huffing with rage. “I TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY AND THEY SPILLED EVERYWHERE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO CLEAN MY CAR?!?!”
Pomni’s body shook with suppressed laughter, Jax joining her with more noisy guffaws. “Aw, Pom-Pom,” he kissed the side of her cheek. “Are you risking a write-up to prank people with me?”
“Well it’s like you said,” she giggled. “I like participating in funny things with you.”
I wanted to redraw this but now I don't have time 😭😭 (I might still try to redraw it if I have the time)
Anyways HAPPY FUNBUN WEEK!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62001718/chapters/158555968
HERE!
Surprise kiss
Lil sketch of Pomni from my vortex au. Not sure how I feel about it but it’s a start right?
Dear Xeon,
Thank you for being there for me as well, I'm not very good at these things, but still thank you for being an amazing friend:)!🫂♥️
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Hello there, everyone, and for anyone who sees this, I sincerely hope that everyone has a wonderful year and a wonderful future. There will always be some obstacles that everyone has to deal with but there will always be a light for everyone no matter how dark things get.
@rezaktess I wanted to thank you for being a fantastic friend Reza, you have been very sweet and supportive with just silly jokes or with helping in being there for me as a friend so thank you so much, buddy.
@brookiedaaroacecookie I want to say a thank you to my friend Brookie for being very kind and supportive who was there for me during both happy and sad moments so thank you pal. @funnybreadd Thank you, funnybread, for being there for me as a friend. You have been kind and supportive and just a great buddy over, so thank you. @embyson I want to extend a thank you to Embryson, who has been an amazing friend for being so kind and nice to me during some rough times. Thank you for being there for me.
@croissantberry And for Croissant, I wanted to save this for you but thank you for always being there for me, for always supporting me during my toughest moments and for showing me kindness when others showed me scorn and contempt. Thank you for being the person I love, thank you.
I don't recommend/jjj
TADC Wicked AU!
I completely forgot to post this here, but Amanda gave me the idea bc Lizzie and them sang What Is This Feeling during their karaoke night! So here's another AU for the collection! Y'all are welcome to ask about it!
I made a funnybunny tumblr community!
Just click on the link and request to join if you want to be part of it! Thank you!