AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

we should make more robots kiss i think

GLaDOS to Chell walking around the inside of the testing facility: I know you're there. I can feel you here.

Me, about to solve the puzzle of how to have sex with a building:

cliterally

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

can’t believe i have to study “music theory” and “basics”. what do you mean i can’t just 🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵

are all enas. are they all lesbian

i think gabriel does the pigeon wing slap thing. that’s a thing now. gabriel does that.

also, someone reblogged with ideas of comparing and contrasting v1 and gabe’s wings. i think v1’s wings are more buglike than bird (they probably make a buzzing sound while dashing in the air), but the idea of a peacock is cool!! will def think on it a little, i need to collect all my ideas into something that can be translated into writing.

special mentions to the people talking about putting gabe on a bird perch or giving him one of those bath fountains. he’d definitely perch — man needs to oversee enemies in hell — but i’m not sure about the birdbath. he’d probably just glare at you…

do you guys think. maybe just a little. that gabriel does the tiniest bit of bird stuff? just a little?

maybe old riches catch his eye a little more than they should. maybe his wings puff up right before a battle, or when he’s mad, or when he’s scared. maybe, despite all their angelic glory, they need help being preened (maybe his wings look a little ratty? new fic idea!). does he avoid rain? try to clean off gore in puddles?

it’s probably just me wanting to take this big scary thing[tm] and slather it in hcs. but it’s also just a thought. for now… heheheh…

trying to write a smutfic but my own writing is so good i have to routinely pause to get myself back on track and thinking normally