Felt pretty might be backstabbing miguel later,
absolute bruce "fuck them kids" wayne
see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif
all the time i think abt the way atsv hints that hobie and miguel don’t ACTUALLY hate each other. and no one else talks abt it. miguel sees hobie and immediately starts almost joking around w him, acting indifferent, and we KNOWWW he’s not actually indifferent bc he treats peter (someone he ACTUALLY doesn’t like) completely differently 😭😭😭 “i was gonna try ignoring you, i can’t, i can’t even” compared to “ugh peter.” under his breath is CRAZY. atsv hype may be over but i’m tired of people acting like miguel n peter are besties and miguel n hobie are mortal enemies it’s bothered me for ages. i think hobie honestly just has a better idea of boundaries than peter does, who spends the whole movie pissing miguel off 💔 i don’t think hobie n miguel are besties at all but i don’t get when people act like they want each other dead 🙁
miguel likes hobie more than he likes peter thank u for listening
a lot of y'all are really showin y'all hand with this "oppressed people shouldn't date their oppressors!" shit because now it's making me think; y'all must get sick to y'all fucking stomach when y'all see a white person date a black person irl. or a cis4trans couple. or a financially stable person with a poor person. or just a man and a fucking woman, like, if you this bent over FICTION where you writing essays about how two consenting adults from different walks of life shouldn't be together then baby you're fucked when you go outside. "people should stick to their own kind" but make it... ✨liberal✨ y'all not even tryna hide it atp.
ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 — misc JESS DREW headcanons bc she's on my brain 25/8.
- her mask/goggles[?] function as glasses. she's blind af when she takes them off (this makes that one scene at the guggenheim museum funnier to me)
- houston native. she's fightin' her accent back BAD. (her accent comes out when she's REALLY annoyed/pissed. she also calls all sodas "coke”, no matter the flavor)
- loves 90s-2000s r&b (aaliyah, destiny's child, swv, faith evans, etc.) but she also listens to newer stuff (she's a Megan Thee Stallion lover. Opposite Day and Bigger In Texas are her songs)
- femme leaning, but she's a futch/stem lesbian (i will be pushin' this propaganda)
- she loves fruits :3 she's 100% fuckin up a mango with some tajín.
- cat lady. she has a sweet bengal, and she wants another but her allergies can only handle one. womp :(
- a year older than miguel and she's always making fun of him for it.
- not a hello kitty girl, but a betty boop lady. she has a sticker slapped on her bike's license plate and a keychain of her dangling from the handlebar.
- a videogame nerd. she'd ask margo if she ever played the classics, like street fighter, mortal kombat, etc. + she's a normal sims 4 enjoyer (she has 50 terabytes of alpha cc bro her computer cant even run)
- she takes Mario Kart way too seriously. Ben doesn't play with her anymore because he threw a blue shell at her when she was in first place and she was so pressed she actually went off on him. she's still mad about that to this day. (she mains as Dry Bowser btw)
- HAS to wear coats with every outfit or else she'll feel naked.
- she loves jewelry. she has a nose + navel piercing, and she loves bangles and bracelets when she's off duty.
- she has muscles under that biker jacket. trust me. trust my sources.
- Jess has a habit of saying queso cheese and it makes miguel's eye twitch BAD because queso MEANS CHEESE.
- her gloves used to be fingerless once upon a time so she could show off her acrylics, but one of her nails got ripped off during a battle. they was fresh, too.
- she has noiseless footsteps despite them big ass boots. she has a habit of sneaking up on people [miguel] by mistake.
- once said to hobie and margo "that's that white people shit" wit peter b n nem in the background...
- she's not as big on eye contact as miguel is. (i actually noticed this in the movie; she hardly looks anyone in the eyes without their masks on. she's always looking straight forward or to the side, minus the occasional cursory glance)
- she loves kids, and she's excited to be a mama :3
Best version of BatCat is them being constantly on and off again till They don’t even know if they’re off or on and eventually they get married when they’re like 70 something and are happily domestic for the rest of their lives
i didn't get vi simps at first but now i do. now I DO.
my wife look mean af i love her