The Ab Flex... The Hip Twitch... I Need Her In My Mouth.

EPIC ALBUM COVER #134

Zombina and the Skeletones - Taste the Blood of... Zombina and the Skeletones

Released: 2002 (Ectoplastic)

Horror punk, pop punk, twee pop

gomez and morticia but it's harvey dent and bruce wayne, same order.

close enough welcome back peter steele

young sevika for no reason

as the motorfang district attorney i can confirm these are all 100% true and real

motorfang headcannons because i think of them constantly

- they watch jeopardy together and compete with each other to win

- they both HATE when people eat food loudly; when peter b. eats around them they both just stare in disgust (this was based off some fan art i saw, when i find it ill credit them)

- the king and queen of side eyeing (it’s kind of canon already lmao)

- they aren’t super big on pda in the workplace. the most contact between them would just be a hand on the shoulder or when something is being passed between them (the exception is patching each other up)

- jessica is the only person miguel trusts to patch him up when he’s injured

- mutual. massaging.

- they are both stubborn and ridiculously petty, arguments (usually about the canon or miles) melt down into standoffs that last for hours

- jessica has miguel take down her protective styles

- saturday morning cleaning is something serious in their space cs they’re both lowkey neat freaks; music blasting, every surface wiped down, candles lit in every clean room

- when jessica first met miguel, she had a problem taking miguel seriously and would giggle during his monologues (it’s not her fault he looked like he was mewing every time he’d pause) miguel let it slide because he found her laugh cute anyway

- miguel was so afraid of putting jess in danger when he first recruited her once he learned she was pregnant; she had to convince him to give her harder missions

- they both know the rumors that circulate around the spider society about miguel being the father of jessica’s child, both choose not to address it

- glasses wearing power couple (sometimes, miguel prefers contacts)

- they temporarily took gwen in until hobie offered

- miguel liked the 2099 burgers up until they changed something in the recipe only he was able to detect. after basically throwing a fit and going back up to his screens without any food, jess bought him empanadas for him instead; only eats those now (i want to draw this lowk)

- love languages:

- miguel loves words of affirmation the most, being told by jessica that he and his work are valued means the world to him

- jessica loves physical touch; pregnancy is hard, even harder being a spider. and miguel is always willing to massage every ache and kiss every change in her body

- pet names were very gradually called amongst them. for a long time it was just “jess” and “migs”

- it never really evolved much besides “baby” and “amor”

- jessica isn’t fluent in spanish, she knows a lot of words just from context when miguel speaks (cursing and compliments towards her); she tries, and her spanish is decent

- 90s anime binging; jess loves sailor moon and miguel loves dragon ball z

- cat and child magnets

- miguel organized a part of the society to be a daycare after gerry was born so jessica could have easier access to her baby (and so peter would stop bringing mayday to nearly every mission)

ughhh i love them both they’re probably gonna argue in the next movie but idc ! 😍

“the arcane stirs within you” he wanted her so fucking bad y'all

the princess & her knight☀️🌙

Based on a pic on Pinterest (didn’t found it on pin so here’s from another site )

the catcouncil makeout art you posted on twt changed my life … would you consider bringing it here so I can reblog

yaaaaa here it is:)

sorry i forget

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.