Rb To Yeet Your Weight Off Faster Than You Yeet Food In Your Mouth Ayy

i am the magic chicken nugget

AND I CURSE YOU

with a binge.

hEY wHOA WHOA WHOA HEAR ME OUT

this is a special binge

you will eat a food you really love

and you will not feel guilty

and you will forgive yourself

and you will not gain weight.

don’t disrespect the magic chicken nugget. reblog and eAT!!!!!!1!1!!!!

pls reblog if you are an active ed blog july 7

Speaking into existence I’m going to be in a marvel movie.

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

I have the urge to manipulate someone

i truly don’t care about anything anymore. i’m pretty, all my dreams are coming true, i’m THE it girl. i have no worries about anything <3

Anti anxiety.

I’m ready to get a new friend group

I don’t want any one crying at my funeral. No one. It’s not like anyone fucking cared when I was fucking living so why bother now.