That literally had to be the most embarrassing day of lalos life like, you bring this pretty young thing back home to show off to everybody and you spend the day all over him and getting him promotions and you have a romantic moment by the fire where you give him expensive booze...and then he tries to kill you. doesn't even give you a handy. Truly tragic.
he was hoping to get his dick sucked sooo crazy that night by the fireplace 😐 he showed him off to DON ELADIO. i think at this point killing yourself would be the least embarrassing option
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
i am jealous of jaime lannister because i too want to be the most beautiful man in the world and having my slutty little waist grabbed by a woman who can snap me in half
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Headcanon for Dhmis main trio realtionship with each other:
Watching the new Tv show we can tell that they all know how to get on each other nerves, they fight, they argue/insult each other but they also show they care about each other too.
They hate each other so much. They live with each other constantly, they get no breaks from the other. They get no time for themselves cause they're constantly around each other. They sleep in the same room, they're always in the same room, they're constantly dragged through lessons about how things work. Never getting a break. It's a cycle they've gotten used to. It's stresses them out so they argue and insult each other.
But the truth is they can't live without each other. They've spent so long in this entirety with each other they don't know how to function without the other. When duck 'dies' red guy and yellow can't stand being without him despite him being mean/hurting them on occasion. Red guy and duck help bring back yellow after he gets stuck in his own mind despite insulting him/causing the issue, red guy even tries defending him afterwards before the fight broke out. When red tries to be apart of his 'real family ' it doesn't work out and he end up back with the others in the end.
So they all put up with each other nonsense, cause they can't fucking live without the other and they know it. Their entire lives function around living together, they make it work cause they have too. Cause they know they can rely on each other, cause them being a trio is all they know.
That's why red guy tries to bring them away from the house together. Even after yellow and duck clearly state they don't want to go. Red knows he can't live without them in his life. He wants space from them but he still wants them to be in his life...
Duck trying to get yellow and red from the office to go home. To go back to their home together. He does it again in family ep as well, to go home together...
Yellow tries to tell them about the book and the important information cause he knows they're important to him so they should know the info too...
And they slowly learn to accept this fucked up family friendship companionship through out the series cause at the end of the day...
They can't live without each other
It'll always be the three of them no matter what happens
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everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
still obsessed with my hc of gwen loving fnaf and her telling her girlfriend all about the lore
eren would be sooooo toxic but i think he would be sweet with mikasa and mikasa alone so here is him being a psychotic ex to reiner lol
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