Sometimes When I’m Being Especially Self Deprecating And Convinced No One Likes Me I Have To Tell Myself

theyre dating

Congratulations on 100! Would you be up for doing some Aleduncan? No worries if not :)

You said "some" so here we go (?)

A sketch of a comic, I thought it would be cute if Vox promised not to hypnotize Alastor.

My roommate (the one who hates septum piercings so much they make her gag) thinks my art is the most disgusting and ugly shit on the planet, and every time I announce that I've sold a piece or gotten into a show, she makes the kind of facial expression you'd expect of someone eating chili at a live autopsy and says, "I'm glad you're having fun! :)"

Louise never heard about puppy love 'Cause they don't know that term in France

but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME 

if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places

as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs– it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI.  plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.

fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist

AU where they all band together to kill the rich guys and get matching hair dyes to celebrate uwu

TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

the red guy duck guy dynamic in the tv show is bonkers. you’re my best friend we’re divorced i barely know you i see you every day of my life i wouldn’t be sad if you died i can’t imagine life without you we both suck i know everything about you you’re my family i’ve known you forever i’ve only just met you i want to leave you behind you’re part of me we’re raising a child together who we verbally abuse and also you bite him but somehow we’re still better than his biological father we share a lawyer i want you to shut the fuck up i like looking at you we’re living together in an eternal looping happy hell and sometimes we realize it but we’re too selfish and cruel and short-sighted to ever do anything meaningful about it we’re all there is we’re not really living i escaped once, in another life, and i tried to save you and i couldn’t and none of it mattered anyways

i like to think pure vanilla cookie doesnt wear pants a lot