Steve: Okay, Truth Or Dare?

Where are the good Nikolai x Reader fics at? Why the fuck I haven't seen content about the Russian bear daddy??? He's literally Price's bestie too, just IMAGINE the double trouble 🤤😭

Look at his chest! Look at his hands!!!

I can't even right now he's so fine goddamn

From now on whenever I say “oh lord” please know I am referring to Lord Heisenberg and Lord Heisenberg only.

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

The female urge to restart Avatar Frontiers of Pandora just so I can have So'lek talk to me is strong

My friends: "ohmygod I have a crush on a 42 year old, daddy issues am I right"

Me: *sweats in 68 year old Alfred Molina*

Finally got around to watching Criminal minds season 16 and it was just meh

I mean don't get me wrong I like how the went a different approach with the unsub, spending the whole season to find out who he is

But It just felt bland, the characters didn't feel the same. Garcia just seemed kinda mean, hardly any scenes of Tara and Luke

And Tyler Green?? There wasn't any chemistry between Tyler and Garcia.

What happened to Matt Simmons?? They mentioned him once and that's it??

I like how we all collectively agree that pretty boy Kyle has the prettiest dick ever and I

Something something Councilman Sevika who has absolutely no clue what she's doing to she gets appointed an assistant. That assistant being reader who's the most spoilt, snobby uptight, bratty woman in all of Piltova and Sevika is just there like "She's so fucking mean..... I want her"

Bro I asked my partner when he's going to propose to me (It's not something I expect, I like to joke to him about it)

Tell me why this man said "I gave you a baby, that's basically an engagement ring"

Babe it is not the same thing 💀

Hi Sweet🖤

do you write for Alejandro Vargas as well? and what are your writing rules??

Hi darling!

I haven't forgotten about you or anyone, I've just been getting ready for the arrival of my baby boy and been having a lot of false contractions (been pretty scary)

I most certainly do write for Alejandro and Rudy. It may take a while because I don't speak Spanish and I don't want to use google translate

As for my writing rules, they will change over time but for now:

~ I write for all CoD men (Some will take longer then others)

~ Smut is 50/50 right now just because I'm just getting to writing

~ I write angst and fluff

~ I will NOT write anything that uses piss/scat