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Naiza H. Kha

doomed yaoi as another doomed yaoi

frantic fanfic pt 2

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Once upon a time in a very VERY distant multiverse, Luka and his very alive wife Hyuna got to visit a theme park called Phoenix Wonderland. "Wow Hyuna my lovely alive wife, thank you for using your seven figure salary to pay for this awesome date!" "Of course, my beautiful alive husband. Hey, look over there! There's a troupe performing!" As they approached the humble stage, a purple haired perform

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er stretched his arms above his head in celebration before lifting the microphone to his lips. He screeched, and the audience went wild.

See, the performers were well known, a group referred to as Wonderlands X Showtime. While the ringleader and circusmaster of their troupe was a man with or*nge hair called Tsukasa, the most well-known and "simped" over member was the one currently occupying the stage. Rui Kamishiro.

Luka looked back at Hyuna, his beautiful and very much alive wife, and started to cry. Tears rolling down his pink and fresh and ALIVE cheeks, he gasped out, "I'm sorry, my sweet beautiful lovely alive wife, I'm leaving you…!"

Luka ran up the stairs leading to the stage without looking back, into Rui's waiting arms. "My love, beautiful, never possibly dying Rui Kamishiro… Marry me!" He cried out, dropping to one knee and holding up a ring made from the tears of Till and Ivan.

"This is the ring known the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi, please, wear it!"

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Rui Kamishiro, flabbergasted, simply blurted out; "No… but sir, I… I'm a minor!" He then proceeded to die on the spot. Hyuna, her jaw practically on the floor, quickly composed herself. "My twink husband, Luka…" Luka, traumatized; "My lovely alive wife…" "Its okay, Luka. I always knew you were gay. Take the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi and find your true love!" "Oh, Hyuna, thank you! I'd knew you'd understand!" "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" The security officer, who had just arrived on the scene, yelled right before arresting Luka on the spot.

Many days later, in the courthouse;

playing "frantic fanfic" with a friend.. uh.. idk man

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Mizuki crawled out of the ocean, gasping for air. She loved oxygen, couldn't remember the last time she'd appreciated something so simple to this degree. Mizuki coughed, spitting sand out of her mouth, tasting salt and blood. Her throat hurt. She collapsed, exhausted. L had decided to visit the beach with his husband, Light. He was practicing the art of "touching grass", much to the chagrin of the assembly of Discord mods that always relied on his fearsome judgement. Looking out on the bay, L fully took in the wondrous view. So this is what the world was truly like, when you took away the collection of pixels keeping it obscured. Rolling up his pants and slipping off his shoes, L stretched his toes into the warm sand. An unpleasant sensation akin to small claws and teeth ripped its way up L's leg. I... don't like sand.

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"ts pmo" L muttered. Attempting to ignore the discomfort of the sand, he began to walk down towards the water. Perhaps he could find he noticed an odd, human-sized heap at the edge of the water. Being a

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n alpha male like himself, he immediately spotted the maiden in distress. He ran to her side, and brushed the sand out of her face. She wasn't moving.

The next day L and Light held a funeral for the girl, despite not knowing her name or even anything about her. They buried her in their backyard, and never thought about her again.

Then they passionately kissed on stream. Yippee

he loves his ranter boyfriend

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

I have a strawpage- just so you know

New Fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65076295

Very hot today...

Sense of devotion

The Pope has not experienced any further crises following yesterday’s bronchospasm. This morning, he had breakfast, enjoyed a coffee, and read the newspapers. His condition remains complex, and the prognosis is still guarded

15 skk

the band

“ even Dazai forgot to breathe as he watched the storm that was chuuya decimate the battlefield “

Okay Dazai pack it up, the closet is g l a s s. Anyways, this took me three days and 5hours to fully complete (don’t ask,wrestled with Chuuya’s pose for a day and a half). The sillies💘

yep thats pretty much how it goes

Day 260

i sell ketamine

I need to send them to the explosion chamber rn

fyozai my otp... where im fyodor and hes dazai but i was beastzai and he was beastchuu and we yes yes yippee

im so in love with my boyfriend it’s not even funny. please kiss me and hold me and caress me until my body only remembers the soft warmness of your touch.

me me me and and and him him him.

“Be someone who protects people”

no.. la polizia noo...

soulmates 🗣️ (sketch under the cut

I've said this once and I'll say it again, dazai is the bottom with everyone but fyodor. he simply cannot outbottom him

dead

I actually like how this turned out :3