𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫/𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧! 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡.

𝐁𝐮𝐭, 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭!

i need an excuse to get my shit together so here we go:

if this gets 50 notes i'll drink more water everyday

if this gets 100 notes i'll start cycling once a week and logging it

if this gets 200 notes i'll start eating more fruit

if this gets 500 notes i'll apply for a summer job

if this gets 1000 notes i'll actually make plans with my friends

if this gets 2000 notes i'll tidy my entire wardrobe

if this gets 5000 notes i'll get a better skincare routine

if this gets 10 000 notes i'll do something about my mental health

the numbers are intentionally high bc i really don't want to do any of this and yeah there is a deadline of the end of june

Sorry not sorry for the amount of Ace Attorney content you're about to see from me

Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on

𝐈 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄, 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗????

𝐒𝐎 𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 😭😭😭

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

Listen listen-

Vampire!Helob x Reader where he is addicted to drinking your blood. Like it's his version of cocaine, he cannot go with out it for more than a few days.

💜🕷💜

𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫.

𝐀/𝐍 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 😭😭😭😭

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥), 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥), 𝐋𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥)

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲

"𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.."

𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛

𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞, 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛'𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥.

𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐨. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭. 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭.

𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐬.

𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤. "𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.." 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫.

Can you tell me more about the lake? I have a headcanon that Shamura has a big library and I love details about places that the bishops have and hold value in https://www.tumblr.com/blue-phoria/728732017044471808/i-have-a-big-head-canon-that-shamura-has-a-secret

𝐈'𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨!

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫'𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐤𝐞

Kallamar's lake is said to be the most calming part of any of the five bishops' realms.

The waters hold a specific antibody that make the body relax.

It purposefully loosens the muscling of a person for relaxation.

Kallamar, being the overlord of Anchordeep, can change that.

With the power of the 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣, Kallamar can change the flow of the tide, which happens to change the antibodies.

Depending on the flow, it can cause relaxation, anger, sadness, anxieties, etc.

But, there are downfalls to changing the tide.

It can cause an extreme tiredness in Kallamar, which is why the lake is most often relaxation. Considering that it helps Kallamar's anxiety and nervousness.

You support Palestine over Israel? Ew

Yes, I do. 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉