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Happy and Meanie
wait a second...this is just like one of my chinese danmeis
sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
reblog this if your icon could kill a man
hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
KRS found an old abandoned church and decided to live there until he had enough money for even the worst apartment.
He often walks the streets and somehow, in a way that is not clear to him, KRS began to help people who ask him for help. Help with homework, fixing a bike, fixing a bicycle, beating up a rapist, etc.
People start coming to him in old abandoned church for help.
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Batman is convinced that the old abandoned church is a base for occultists and their false god.
Where goes Batman there's comes Batfamily (and adjacent)
It’s my personal belief that Cassandra Cain is autistic
I love aus where sqq starts raising monsters because he's a huge nerd so much. I think it would be super funny also if as a consequence of this lbh started developing insecurities that no one else would ever have
Sqq: ahh binghe look!! The human-faced python caterpillars have begun to molt on the corpse pile they made!! So cool! :D
Lbh thinking angrily: if I was a human-faced python caterpillar I would molt twice as good on a corpse pile twice as big as this just for shizun
clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
Normalize more enemies to.... still enemies plot lines.
I mean I love a good enemies to lovers just as much as the next person but it's so much more realistic to me if sometimes the feelings don't change. Sometimes the the bad things ARE inexcusable, and just because someone has a sad backstory doesn't mean a character has to start liking them.
Y’all I know if Psych was going on today Gus would drag Shawn to an event by distracting him with baby sensory videos. Liked they’d go to get their taxes done or smt, Shawn would start to complain and Gus would shove his phone into Shawn’s hands with those little funky fruits dancing on it and he'd be zoned in like THAT
I screamed “NO!” And paused the episode as soon as I heard “the world is a vampire” I truly got scared
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Happy, free, and most importantly, using the Oxford comma with reckless abandon.
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you haven't unlocked platonic pining yet? wow ok fake yearner
GET THEM OFF MY HEAD GET THEM OFF MY HEAD GET THEM OFF MY HEA-
writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
My favorite smart Shawn moment that I haven’t seen anyone talk about was in the alien episode in S5e3. It was during the part where everyone in the station was laughing at Shawn for believing in aliens and thinking he’s an idiot, and Henry, Lassie and Juliet were telling him that he was making a fool of himself or whatever when Shawn turned the desk fan on and spilled papers all over the place, and he kept trying to pick them up but they just kept going everywhere and they told him to leave.
And I remember when I first watched that scene feeling a huge wave of second-hand embarrassment for Shawn until he walked away with Gus only to reach inside his jacket and pull out really important papers for the case that they didn’t want him to have.
HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE‼️ I fucking love it when he uses the way everyone views him to his advantage. Makes me go absolutely feral.
psych as textposts (and disco elysium dialog) i already had saved to my phone (part trois)
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Post- reveal cumplane in this au with SQH so happy to find someone who has gone through the same thing he has (reliving his life multiple times after death, specifically- but the being a transmigrator was a bonus too!) and talking to SQQ about it while SQQ just stands there like You've. What.
AU where SQH gets reborn as a baby every time he screws up and dies, having to live life as SQH again and again until the “current” timeline. He remembers all of his deaths and stuff as well
Would love to apply this SQQ as well, but i like to imagine that he has just lived this one life as SQQ (but if he manages to die fr he would get send back to his spawn-point too)
so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:
”are you twins?”
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Tim: we used to be.
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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.
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Tim: you can see her too?
Cass: *fucking disappears*
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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.
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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..
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Tim: well, not until after the accident.
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Cass: After the witch got us, no.
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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -
Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.
- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.
They are driving me up a wall at high speeds
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DBH x SVSSS
Shen jiu as a service/house android (Kara), who has no real strong feelings towards the kid he is responsible for (Shen Yuan/ Alice) until he sees how his father treats him and starts to feel something (rage) for the first time
Shen jiu who sees this kid as a spoiled brat who refuses to let go of his morals and do anything perceived as 'wrong' even when his own life is in danger
Shen jiu who cannot abandon him anyway
Shen jiu who learns how to feel and love and hate from the kid who he sees too much of himself in
Anyway this idea was taking over my mind so I drew something for it :3
Binghe is so normal about his husband, no matter what
Svsss wrong number au but across dimensions
Basically it's the svsss universe but only sqh transmigrated and (since it is pre-abyss/ current abyss ark) sj is still alive
There's this artifact that each of the sects have (Maybe it's passed down to sect leaders? Or it's common place enough that almost everyone has one). The artifact is either a stone slab or scroll or book that whatever you write on it will also be written on the other books
(A way of long distance communication via sqhs bullshitting because he would definitely find ways to put modern inventions in his book)
It could be common place, like an enchanment/curse easily placed on objects? But sect leaders obviously have their own secret network/book thing or whatever
Que shen yuan! (Terminally ill silly guy who doesn't really have many friends but loves lurking around fan servers) He gets randomly added to the sect leaders gc (and for him it does function the same as a normal groupchat would) while binghe is in the abyss
Wife beam shen yuan and he absolutely charms them all (even though sy thinks he just stumbled upon a hard core pidw role play chat- that doesn't even have the main character! How stingy!) Everyone loves sy, he's already gathered a reverse male Harem
At the same time lbh find a similar artifact in the abyss and is also able to message sy. And now there's 2 way this can go;
1. He knew lbh before the rest of the gc and lbh is just better at acting like a normal person and likes having someone who knows absolutely nothing abt him to talk to
2. He starts talking to lbh around the same time he joins the other gc and misunderstands the situation (he thinks the gc kicked this poor lbh role player out bc all the characters they are rping as have been wronged by him in some way and they don't like him- which sy thinks is! Ridiculous!!! Even being this in character how could you not like the protagonist?????!?!?) So lbh ends up getting a lot of sympathy and anger on his behalf from sy and immediately falling in love
Then sy somehow single handedly fixes the pidw universe bc he thinks that of this many people are going to be rping this in character than goddammit he's going to make this gc into a self-insert fix-it fic!!
Climax comes with miscommunication! (Probably)
Things are heating up in the pidw universe and lbh is abt to go on his revenge ark journey when suddenly sy falls very ill! Then everyone worries and stops fighting, sy opens up for one of the first times in his life and asks his friends to stop fighting (and roleplaying) and just visit him
However, since they are literally from different universes, they CANT come visit, but sy takes this as they refuse to take him seriously and break character just for once bc he's trying to be emotionally vulnerable here dammit!!
Sy ends up just cutting contact with all of them (and they literally have no other way to contact him)
Everyone is forced to work together to find sy (they cannot) and some discussions of feelings are had
Sqh has the whole situation figured out but due to being very nervous abt how they will react if he revealed himself (+the system) it takes him a while to say anything
Sqh reveals the whole other world, transmigration secret and everyone is shocked
Then lbh takes his sex sword and some other people (haven't decided who yet- probably sqh and sj) to find sy
When they find him he is NOT doing well (cutting contact with the only positive influence you have had in your life for a while can do that) and everybody sits down and talks shit out
Lbh takes the opportunity to woo sy as well as he can bc he is making that man his wife no matter what (or he will be the wife- just as long as he is with sy)
Not quite sure how it should end yet
I think sy should go live in the pidw universe???? But at the same time his terminal illness (+ the comforts of modern life) And his family is probably going to be more present in his life so he would be less likely to leave them
He could be the child of divorce between the 2 universes???? Visiting each one for a certain period of time then going back to the other (lbh ofc stays with him no matter what universe he lives in)
Sqh knows that sy is from the same world as him bc sy user shows up as peerless cucumber for a while, but after a short conversation in dms that was supposed to clear everything up it only made it worse
(Sqh thinks sy is also a transmigrater who just got sent into some Canon fodder side character that wasn't even named, while sy thinks this is a fellow poor unfortunate would who accidently got added to the gc and just stuck around like he did and began to have fun.)
Shen Jiu would meet Shen Yuan, think "wait why don't I hate him?", and immediately clock Shen Yuan as transfem before Shen Yuan even realizes