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hangman: [sighs] fine

hangman: unfuck you or whatever

rooster: that is not an apology what the hell

hangman: he never said how i should apologize

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I tried lmao thank you for this idea 

A Zaddy ? (Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader fluff)

Request: Helloooo dear friend. May I request a fluff with Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal ? Reader and Pedro are joking around in an interview and accidentally confirm they’re dating please🙏 Male reader! 

Pairings: Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader 

Synopsis:  It’s time for thirst tweet !

Tw: Thirst tweet, spicy fluff, Daddy kink (it’s Pedro Pascal so)

Note: Heey ! It took me a long time and I’m sorry for that but here it is, I hope you will like. Thanks again for requesting it, it was fun to write this :)

Dating Pedro is amazing, he is sweet, funny and you never find yourself without a smile beacause of his goofiness. The two of you met on the set of “The Mandalorian” and since your first conversation, you were always together. It was not a surprise when Pedro asked you to be his boyfriend after 2 years of friendship and it was not a surprise when you said yes.

Your decided to keep your relationship secret, only your families and closes, closes fiends knew about it and it was perfect. The only things which was complicated was to not shows any affection to the other when you were on the red carpet or in an interview. Especially when the both of you can’t keep your hands on each other.This didn’t go unnoticed by your fans and internet became a mess a debates of “yes or no you two are together”. It was fun and neither you or Pedro were helping with the time to time “friendly photo” posted on Instagram which increases more the doubt of it.

You were now doing the promo for your new show “The last of us” with your co-stars. It was amazing receving all the thanks from the fan of the game and the interviewers were really nice with everyone. At the same time, you were also making all the famous youtube videos, which brings us to this very moment: having to read the famous thirst tweet proposed by BuzzFeed:

Y/N: Hi ! I’m Y/N L/N

Pedro: I’m Jose Perdo Balmaceda Pascal !

Y/N: And we are here for the thirsts tweet.

Pedro: You’re welcome.

You looked at each other before laughing.

??: Guys we didn’t even start.

Pedro: Right right sorry, you have the honor of reading the first one darling.

Y/N: Why thank you Honey. Here we go : “I’m sure that Y/N’s and Pedro Pascal’s hugs are the sweetest.”

Pedro: Only Y/N’s

Y/N: That’s not the truth, he has the best one. But yeah we give a lot of big hugs ! Thank you it was a nice one.

Pedro: Okay my turn: “The last of us : two daddies all sweaty for us to see. They know what they are doing.”

Pedro laugh to himself and you gave him a sort of funny stare.

Y/N: What ?

Pedro: Welcome to the “Daddy club”.

Y/N: What an honour, please teach me your ways.

You laugh too when Pedro lightly shoves you. 

Y/N: But yeah we are sweating a lot in this show.

Pedro: Thanks the director.

It was your turn to read the next one and before reading it out loud, you show it to your lover and you share a look of somewhat understanding.

Y/N: “They’re together, no one can change my mind and having a threesome with them is a goal for me.”

The both of you respond at the same time.

Pedro: Yes we are !

Y/N: No thanks.

Your head had never turned that fast when you heard what Pedro has said. He looks at you and with the look of shock written on your face he realised what was happening. Not a sound was heard, not even the people in the back to tell you to continue.

Y/N: Did you just spill out that we are together ?

Pedro: Huum yeah maybe ?

He made one of his best goofy smile and you can’t help but laugh of what is happening. You softly hit your boyfriend on the shoulder making him laugh in return.

Y/N: Idiot.

Pedro: Well you love me.

Y/N: Unfortunately yes.

Pedro: Hey !

It was Pedro’s turn to kindly hit you however the smile on both of your face never disappears.

Pedro: I think this video will be the perfect way to annonce it

Y/N: No shit, Internet will explode because of us.

Pedro: And there will be so much more edits.

You groan a little but you are somewhat relieved that you will not need to hide your relationship anymore amd finally free to show your love for Pedro in public.

???: Do you want to continue ?

Y/N: Oh absolutely, it’s not this that will stop us to read thirst tweet.

Pedro: And don’t cut what happened.

Pedro took the next tweet.

Pedro: “I want to be crushed by Y/N’s thighs. Please choke me.” Haha me too

He smiles at the camera and your eyes widened

Y/N: Oh god…but I mean, if you want ? Might hurt a little bit.

You read the one you pick and nod your head.

Y/N: “I’m the only one who think that Pedro’s moustache is the most sexy thing in the world ? Like eat me with this like a starved man ?” Yes, mustaches are sexy and his is the best you can find.

Pedro: Thank you. A lot of peoples started to likes mustaches in this year.

Y/N: Yeah, thanks to Miles Teller or Aaron Tailor-Johnson and certainly you.

Pedro laugh loudly when you touch his mustache but doesn’t stop you.

You continue to read the suggested thirst tweets fpr the video while responding with your own answers, laughing with the people behind the camera and, since the truth has vome out, flirting with each like two teenagers.

You held the last tweet for Pedro to read. He had a moment of confusion as he read it, stumbling over one word in particular :

Pedro: “Agree with me but Pedro is a Zaddy.”

A Zaddy ? What is it ? I heard it before but I don’t remember.

You blush at this tweet but explain to him what  is the meaning.

Y/N: Well, it’s kind of the next level of the Daddy state of mind. Much older and more charismatic. It suits you.

Pedro: Oh ! I remember ! It’s what you called me last-

Y/N: Nope.

You quickly cover his mouth with your hands, wearing a beautiful blush and a flushed face.

Giving the best smile you have, you look at the camera, still covering Pedro’s mouth.

Y/N: Well it’s the end of the thirst tweets. Thank you for watching us and thank you for watching “The Last of Us”. I hope will like it ! Bye !

Pedro waves goodbye too and the video ended here. After the two of you went backstage in your “room”, you looked at each other before bursting of laughing.

Pedro: It was so fun Love !

Y/N: Yeah, it was ! Get ready for the next week to be the only subject on Twitter Honey.

Pedro nod his head and stare at you with a loving stare. He takes you in his arm and yours went on his neck, scratching his hair. Kssing you softly on your lips, you did the same with all the love you have for him.

Pedro: I love you my handsome boyfriend.

Y/N: And I love you more my handsome man.

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Thank you so much for reading this ! I hope you enjoyed this story !

Comments and reblogs are highly appriciated !

Sorry for my mistakes, english is not my first language :)

When I tell you that Timothée Chalamet has acting range I mean that he has acting RANGE. I watched that man play Willy Wonka two weeks ago. Today I watched him start a holy war. And in both cases I believed him all of it 100 %.

THE GLITTER, THE EYELASHES. I'M SLOWLY GOING INSANE.

AND HIS BRAIDS. I need to see him with his hair down in season two. I'm literally melting 😭

hes so baby girl i just want to scream

Accurate.

Tangerine: *makes you jump*

Y/N: FUCK ME-

Tangerine: well if you insist

I LOVED IT DUDE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

Hello my friend!

Can I request a Bob x male reader (he/they) and it's a movie night! Like it can be platonic, romantic, whatever you want !

Maybe it is some time after the event during thunderbolt, and they are in the Tower. It's like a bounding time for the new avengers?

I just want to give him a big hug because he deserves it you know 🥹 (Love him so much)

(like always, your fanfics are amazing)

Thank you !!

Thunderbolts x Male reader / Bob Reynolds x Male reader

Type: fluff/comfort

Relationship: romantic with Bob

Summary: On one of Alexei’s imposed movie nights, reader decides to show the team Dear Evan Hansen which seems to really affect them.

Set after the events of Thunderbolts

No use of Y/N

He/they pronouns for reader

1438 words

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They called themselves the New Avengers. However when the team consisted of Bucky, an ex hydra assassin, Yelena, an ex-widow, Alexei, a Russian captain America bootleg, John, a failed new Captain America who had killed an innocent in front of a lot of people, Ava, a shield reject turned mercenary, [reader], the last survivor of hydra’s augmented people since Wanda had passed, who had multiple times rejected the Avengers title and, Bob, the mystery man, it was hard for the public to see them as a good replacement of the original Avengers.

None the less, a few months after the events with the void the team had settled into a comfortable routine in the Avengers tower. Said routine was especially adored by Alexei, who was the proud creator of weekly karaoke night, weekly game night and weekly movie night. All which was had obligatory attendance for every member of the team.

Tonight was movie night.

“A musical, really?” groans Walker, resting his head on the back of the couch on which he had decided to take up a lot of space.

“Yes, a musical, John. You know there isn’t just action movies in life.” [reader] responded semi-harshly as he sat down on the other end of the couch.

“I thought we were watching Top Gun.” Yelena says as she enters the room with popcorn and other snacks, putting them down on the table for everyone to enjoy.

“No that’s next week, that’s Bob’s movie choice, tonight is mine.” The young man smiles at her as she offers him some chocolate. “I’m sure you’ll like it.” The ex-widow simply hums and goes to sit down.

“And when is it MY turn to choose the movie?” Walker interjects.

“Never.” Ava says suddenly reappearing next to John and scaring the shit out of him.

“Jesus dude, I told you to stop doing that!” The ex-soldier yells.

Everyone else laughs, even Alexei as he steps into the room. “She got you good Mister Walker.”

Alexei sits down next to Yelena and she leans slightly onto him. Ava chooses to lay on the floor close to the snacks table. Bucky arrives soon after and sits between Alexei and Walker. A few minutes later Bob arrives.

“I finished doing the dishes, we can start now.” He says quietly.

“Thank you Bob.” [reader] says sending him a warm smile and patting the space next to him on the couch. An invitation that the other young man cannot resist.

As everyone is settled with their snacks ready, the movie starts to play. The movie is about high school student Evan struggling with mental health. When another student, Connor, commits suicide people start believing Evan was his friend as they find a letter Evan wrote to himself in the student’s bag. Evan not wanting to explain that he writes letters to himself and seeing this as an opportunity to get closer to his crush, the dead student’s sister, fakes having been Connor’s friend.

“So they were friends?” John asks.

“No they were not.” Alexei answers.

“But we see them hanging out now.” continues Walker.

“It’s a representation of what Evan is writing in the fake e-mails dumbass, this is not real Connor.” replies Ava.

As the movie escalates and Evan’s mental health gets worse when his faking of the friendship is revealed [reader] feels Bob tense against them. The young man looks at him, Bob feeling eyes on him turn to look at [reader] who has a worried look on their face.

“I’m okay.” whispers Bob.

The chorus of the song starts:

‘On the outside, always looking in.

Will I ever be more than I've always been?

'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass.

I'm waving through a window’

[reader] hears Bob’s breath start to quicken.

‘So I wait around for an answer to appear

While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

I'm waving through a window, oh

Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?’

Suddenly Bob stands up.

“I need to pee.” He says in a shaky voice before almost running out of the room.

[reader] quickly follows Bob out of the room. The others notice but are too into the movie to join the situation, they know anyway that if anybody can handle Bob it’s [reader], so their attention goes back to the song.

“Bob? Bob are you okay?” the young man asks as Bob sits down in the kitchen his head in his hands and breathing fast. “hey look at me, I’m with you okay.” [reader]’s hands are on Bob’s knees as he kneels in front of him. “I’m right there… I see you.” The young avenger leans their head onto Bob’s, closing their eyes and breathing loudly but slowing as a way to try make Bob’s breathing match theirs. It works, Bob’s breathing slows and [reader] feels the man’s arms around him, hugging him, so they hug him back. “Bob?”

“I’m fine, I’m fine now. Thank you.” The blue eyed man says as he pull away and look at the person in front of him in the eyes.

“Okay, do you want to talk about it now or do you want to go back to the others and finish the movie?” [reader] asks.

“I want to finish the movie.” He whispers.

“Okay, let’s go.” [reader] takes Bob’s hand in theirs and guides him back to the living room. The two of them sitting back in the same places, only slightly closer this time and holding hands for comfort. The others don’t even notice they’re back.

‘Today. It feels a little closer’ the shot shifts from Evan to the apple orchards before fading to black and the credits start. [reader] turns the lights back on.

“Waw… that was...”Starts Yelena, her head in her dad’s lap.

“Yeah.” Agrees Bucky.

“I told you guys it was good.” the young man sighs.

“Walker are you crying?” Ava suddenly says.

“N-No what the fuck?” The military man asserts.

As everyone turns to look at him they notice his red eyes.

“Oh my god you WERE crying!” Yelena says excitedly as she sits back up.

“No I was not! I was basically sleeping through the movie from how boring it was.” Walker tries to lie.

“You know it’s okay I cried too.” Bob says quietly, making everyone turn toward him this time.

[reader] smiles at him. “So did I.”

“I might have shed a tear as well.” Ava joins.

“I still have tears in my eyes.” Adds Yelena.

“My face is very wet. Touch it, it’s so wet.” says Alexei.

“I could have cried.” Bucky finally joins the group.

“Yeah okay so we’re all crybabies, you guys happy?” Groans John.

“Very.” [reader] says. “But since everyone cried, just checking, is everyone okay?” The young man chuckles. A series of “yeah” and “I’m fine” echo in the room.

“Okay no fuck that shit guys, improvised group therapy now. Come on.”

The team groans but don’t complain much more. Group therapy happened a lot around here, scheduled or not.

“I-I got emotional with the song ‘Waving Through a Window’, it reminded me of how I feel useless or invisible sometimes.” Bob confesses.

“You’re not useless.” Says Bucky.

“Yeah, we see you Bob.” continues Yelena. She take a deep breath before starting “I related to Evan, the loneliness he felt.”

“You’re not alone Lena.” Alexei smiles at her.

“None of us are.” [reader] speaks up and squeezes Bob’s hand that still was in theirs.

“I related to Connor, being mean feels easy when you’re in pain.” Ava says looking down.

“yeah, it does.” John whispers.

Silence falls in the room. Everyone taking the other’s states and confessions in when a chuckle is heard, Bob’s chuckle. [reader] turns to him raising an eyebrow inquisitively. The two look at each other and start laughing. Yelena and Ava look at each other as well before joining the fit of laughter.

“What’s happening?” asks Walker.

The whole team starts laughing either from the awkwardness of the situation or because the others laughing is making them laugh.

“What a team.” Says Ava.

“The dream team! The Avengerzzz!” yells Alexei.

Groans are heard.

“Please stop with that” Yelena tells her dad.

“Alright, good movie and good group therapy, I’m going to my room now. Good night.” Bucky says as he stands up and leaves. Everyone answers good night.

Soon enough everyone has gone back to their rooms except for Bob and [reader]. The two stay sat close and holding hands. Discussing every detail of the movie. The night continues on and they don’t move, eventually falling asleep, both leaning on each other, their fingers intertwined.

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English is not my first language.

A little short by I hope you’ll like it.

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Pietro Maximoff x GN Reader

Request : *verbal request from my friend* Can I have a Pietroxreader where reader has a panic attack and he comforts him?

Type : Fluff, comfort

Relationship : Established dating

Summary : Pietro comforts reader having a panic attack after a bad day

Warnings : Panic attacks, self-hatred

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Today was a shitty day, you felt like everything was falling apart, like the sky was dark and the light was gone forever. Your body was giving up on you, you felt weak, and useless. Like you could never amount to anything, and everyone hated you. How could you do that to everyone, disappoint them again and again and again. Why did it have to be you, why was it always you…

Getting back to the compound from an unsuccessful mission you ignored everyone, your eyes fixed on the floor and went straight to your room. As soon as you enter your room, you sit on the floor by your bed and start sobbing. You couldn’t stop yourself, you were gone, and all the bad memories you ever had came back to your mind making you feel like the worse person ever.

Unknown to you, your boyfriend Pietro had seen that pain in your eyes and had followed you to your room. He was now knocking on your door.

“Y/N, are you okay? Can you let me in please darling.”He said worryingly behind your door.

When all he heard back were your sobs, he decided that was his queue to come in either way. He forced the door open quickly and when his eyes landed on you, sat on the floor, eyes red and clothes wet, his heart shattered at the sight. He ran to you and kneeled in front of you.

“Darling, darling please look at me what’s happening ?”You could hear the panic in his voice.

Realising how worried Pietro was for you, you felt like a burden, why couldn’t you just die in a corner and let the others be fine. You feel as if you’ve disappointed him again, being weak, crying after a simple failed mission. Suddenly breathing became harder, your eyes opened in pure panic as you could only take very short breaths. Pietro took you into his arms, holding you close to hus chest, and his heart. he closed his eyes as his arms were caressing your back softly trying to calm you down. But you were already in a bad place, at moments, you couldn’t breathe any more and you hoped you could suffocate right there, stop the pain.

“Darling, calm down, it’ll be okay darling, everything is gonna be okay”he whispered, kissing your head.

“I-I’m sorry”You managed to let out with a short breath.

“Don’t be sorry Y/N, it’s okay, I love you, everything is okay” he simply replied back placing more kisses on your head and forehead.

“B-but , I fucked it all up, I-I’m sorry” you sob. “You, you hate me don’t you” it wasn’t really a question.

“Nooo of course I don’t my love, no one hates you and you didn’t fuck up anything, nobody is to blame for the mission, it happens sometimes, it’s not your fault, okay?”He tried reassuring you again.

Your head on his chest, you now tried to focus on his heart beat.

“Okay?” He said again, lifting up your chin so you look at him.

You simply nod, not being able to talk anymore.

“You are a wonderful person and you don’t deserve any kind of pain and I’m so sorry you feel that way. I love you for who are, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. You are not a failure or a disapointment, you’re my partner and I love you, lots of people do. I know everything feels hard and hopeless but I promise you my love, we’ll be alright.” He says softly.

He let you place your head back down on his chest, you close your eyes and count his heartbeats. You begin to calm down slowly, your breathing slows down and your sobs become soft cries.

“Thank you Pietro” You say with a broken voice.

“It’s normal darling”He answers.

“I love you”you say looking at him.

“I love you too” He whispers with loving eyes.

Slowly, you two get up and Pietro quickly fetch your pyjamas for you both to put on. You spend the rest of the night with him, cuddling in your bed, eating snacks and watching your favourite movies. Everything was gonna be okay.

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A/N: Everything is gonna be okay people, take care of yourselves, you are loved.

!Reminder that english is not my first language, be kind in the comments!

All the soundtracks from the HTTYD movies are so amazing. I'm not prone to crying, but every time I listen to THW soundtrack - every SINGLE time - I tear up. It's that moving. I just love these movies so much!!!

The soundtracks are yet another reason these movies are so spectacular.