word count: 402 [ 1 min 30 sec read] | ✪ content warnings: uuuhhh stay away if u team fuck them kids. i mean i am too but like.. who don't love a fictional baby?
✮ new dad!reiner x new mom!reader / reiner x black!reader
you, your man, and y’all’s newborn baby.
- new dad!reiner who cried more than the baby did at birth
- new dad!reiner who, despite not letting you lift a finger since finding out about the pregnancy, still puts you on bedrest for the first few weeks post-partum. regardless of doctor's orders.
- new dad!reiner who rushes to his babygirl's every beck and call. he's learned her different types of cries after just one week, and can damn near hear her cry before she actually starts crying.
- new dad!reiner who's there for every post partum ache or craving, anything you want he'll get.
"whats wrong?" he immediately shoots up from his book in bed at the sight of you teary-eyed.
"it's s-stupid" you sniffle
"how many 'stupid' things have i made happen for you during the pregnancy? you still think i care about stupid?? tell me what's wrong baby."
"i want a kinder bueno bar so badddduhh" you whine, slumping over into the pregnancy pillow you still utilize.
you barely blink and he's sliding on his hoodie and slides.
best believe you got three of those damn bueno bars.
- new dad!reiner of whom you have a video of slowly swaying in the kitchen, lowly singing to an RnB song, daughter laying across one arm and a spatula in the other one early morning.
- new dad!reiner who has no concept of when a baby is meant to start eating solid food.
"so uhhh.. what's going on here?"
"’m introducing her to peanut butter."
"for one, ill be damned if my baby likes that solidifed dog water and two.. she's three and a half weeks old?"
"yeah. and?"
"'rei, that's like 8 month old shit. she can't even sit up on her own?"
(spoiler; not that you liked peanut butter before, but during your pregnancy the smell made you throw up on more than one occasion. no suprise she didn't like it a year later when reiner tried again.)
- new dad!reiner who you find in the hall late one night, showing babygirl your bump progression photos, explaining to her how big she was at each interval and how excited he is that she's finally here in the flesh.
- new dad!reiner who's first post of her had lyrics to "she's mine, pt.2" in the caption.
- new dad!reiner who, again, cries more than the baby does when his paternity leave is up and he has to work again.
- new dad!reiner, who makes you wanna marry him all over again.
kdj shenanigans 😋
i drew that meme a while ago
dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels
Erwin with that nipple piercing and Reiner!!! 😫🤰🏻
The way I’d be bouncing around on top of Jean GAWDHHHHH AHHHHH 😭😂
I love you: artofneight
I AM YOU
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
Neha Malhotra, ed. by Kate Rogers and Viki Holmes, from Not a Muse: The Inner Lives of Women: A World Poetry Anthology; "Menaka"
[Text ID: "I'll whisper my name in your ears. / Soon, your skin will want my breath,"]
the New Thing All Over My Dash Despite Me Not Interacting With It At All is now just pics of naked women. love the ladies, they're just hanging out but. why.
feeling like writing smt silly ab a spaceship powered by dance with a crew.... and i'll involve disco and cowboys and laser guns somehow.....