Random Connie Headcannons Because Why Not

dr odyssey truly is a show with nothing but a throuple, a gimmick, and a dream

Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care

Theyre trying their best

ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d

pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

i miss carl

Mass graves have been uncovered in Gaza.

Do you think this is okay?

undercover prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱

— “hey, just so you know- i’ll have your back in there. no matter what happens.”

— “i’m prepared to do whatever it takes for us to maintain our cover. and if that means getting a little up close and personal, then so be it.”

— “i’m not worried. i know you’ll take care of me out there.”

— “that kiss… you know that didn’t mean anything, right? that was for our cover, nothing else.”

— “they think we’re married, right? that means we kind of have to act like it.”

— “hey, hey, just breathe. it’s okay, it’s all over, you’re safe now.”

— “ow, that looks like it hurts. will you let me fix you up?”

— “not that i’m doubting your judgement, but was sitting on my lap really a crucial part of that meeting?”

— “follow my lead, and i’ll get us out of here in one piece.”

— “it’s bad enough that we had to spend the day attached at the hip, do we really need to share a bed too?!”

— “please tell me i don’t actually have to wear that.”

— “it’s okay to be scared. you just need to trust that i’ll keep us safe in there, and it’ll all be okay.”

— “i can’t believe it took us pretending to be other people for you to finally kiss me.”

— “it’s nothing, i just… i’ve never seen you in anything like that before. you look really good.”

— “for a minute there, i thought we were in trouble.”

— “hey, you guys don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. if things start to go south, just say your codeword and we’ll intervene.”

— “don’t get so twisted up, i’m going to be fine. i have you to watch my six, don’t i?”

I NEED A FULL LENGTH FIC 70K WORDS

baker nanami kento who opens his shop at 6 am and brews coffee, patiently waiting for the pretty (single) mom who picks up two doughnuts (one which is always free, she is a regular after all) and chats with him about her 4 year old daughter with a kind smile.

he always wants to ask you out — but he’s a little scared, if he’s being honest, that you’ll reject him because of the scarring on the left side of his body.

when he does ask you out, though, you say yes with a warm smile — tease him that you thought he’d never ask.

you get married three years later.

⋆˚࿔ prompt sets of three 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

write a piece featuring - in any capacity you can think of - all three things depicted in the given prompt!

¹⁾ a polka-dot bikini, a throw blanket and a pint glass

²⁾ a sliotar, a flat tire and a thunderstorm

³⁾ a teakettle, a fresh bruise and rosewater

⁴⁾ a chipped enamel bathtub, a blue sweater and basil leaves

⁵⁾ howling gale winds, an inflatable paddling pool and an oil lamp

⁶⁾ a fresh buzzcut, pink bubblegum and rolling tobacco

⁷⁾ gas station bandaids, a cellophane-wrapped bouquet and muddy footprints

⁸⁾ a lipstick print, skinned knees and stained-glass windows

⁹⁾ a busted streetlight, green olives and a teak countertop

¹⁰⁾ gun oil, red lace and an old armchair

¹¹⁾ a fresh tattoo, a sacristy, and guilt

¹²⁾ a corner booth, sweet patchouli and a wallet

¹³⁾ donuts, orange juice and a jail cell

¹⁴⁾ a cold red bull, shaking hands and broken traffic lights

¹⁵⁾ new graves, a busted headlight and silver rings

¹⁶⁾ handcuffs, brightly coloured building blocks and fir trees

¹⁷⁾ a shortwave radio, takeout containers and a bare lightbulb

¹⁸⁾ broken windows, waist-high grasses and lit matches

¹⁹⁾ orange segments, divorce papers and a front porch

²⁰⁾ horror movies, steaming showers and cold bedsheets

²¹⁾ brazilian lemonade, a split lip and daisy chains

²²⁾ a red convertible, a priest’s collar and dogtags

²³⁾ a corner office, parking tickets and greyhound races

²⁴⁾ bitten lips, army fatigues, and coca-cola

²⁵⁾ old wives’ tales, creaky stairs and cherry lipgloss

²⁶⁾ smooth whiskey, greying hair and warm hands

²⁷⁾ hospital food, full moons and a reconciliation

²⁸⁾ exes, candy wrappers and a twin bed

²⁹⁾ a rural motel, a pocket knife and iodine

³⁰⁾ a dirty martini, a dressing gown and blood under fingernails

³¹⁾ slept-in braids, a lamplit office and an explosion

³²⁾ blueberry pancakes, a restraining order and the taste of rum off someone’s lips

³³⁾ farmers’ market peaches, burnt coffee and houseplants

³⁴⁾ a late text, faded jeans and lightning strikes

³⁶⁾ desert air, zinnias and chocolates

³⁷⁾ an old truck, freshly turned earth and a tv dinner

³⁸⁾ wedding rings, wildfire and wrought iron gates

³⁹⁾ a hostage situation, evergreen trees and a pierced tongue

⁴⁰⁾ unripe strawberries, bitter wine and a kitchen table

⁴¹⁾ a head laid down in a lap, green tea and a break news announcement

⁴²⁾ a fire alarm, a flower-patterened apron and an ajar kitchen window

⁴³⁾ a jar of jam, two shots of vodka and a stack of car manuals

⁴⁴⁾ techno music at 4am, knitted jumpers and a broken watch

⁴⁵⁾ a green silk scarf, a pan of burnt food and the trunk of a car

⁴⁶⁾ bound hands, a crescent moon and laughter

⁴⁷⁾ a winter coat, a heatwave and fresh mangos

⁴⁸⁾ a thrift store sofa, a highrise apartment building and creaking floorboards

⁴⁹⁾ missing teeth, a house half covered in ivy and cheap beer

⁵⁰⁾ undeveloped camera film, stomach kisses and cigarette smoke