God Didn't Give Me A Dick Because I Would Read Poems & Get Hard And Then Everyone Would Be Mean To Me

god didn't give me a dick because i would read poems & get hard and then everyone would be mean to me

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1 year ago

“couldn’t sleep?”

nanami kento (your husband of two months, a man who is feared as a yakuza boss throughout japan) stands behind you — shirtless, silk pajama pants hanging low on his hips, left hand rubbing the sleep out of his eye.

“no,” you respond, some embarrassment coursing through your body as you fiddle with your wedding ring. “figured i could bake something.”

he glances at the clock. gently smiles, almost breathlessly chuckles. “at four in the morning?”

your eyes widen a little. “i can wait until later.”

“no, it’s alright,” he sits on a barstool and rests his chin on the palm of his hand. “i can keep you company, if you’d like.”

his eyes are filled with drowse, eye bags a little more prominent due to restless nights taking care of business.

“are you sure? you look pretty tired, kento.”

he smiles — the way his name rolls off your tongue is like a dewdrop rolling off a soft pink rose petal.

“yes. your sister mentioned you aren’t fond of being alone.”

“oh.” you stop fiddling with your wedding ring, body hot at the thought of your husband being considerate — god, are you that deprived of love? attention? comfort?

“and i could help you, if you’d like.”

you smile, excited at the thought. “of course.”

your early morning is filled with conversation and flour, eggs, sugar; touches that light you on fire — your husband’s hands on your hips as he moves behind you, his thumb cleaning off the flour on your cheek.

in a few hours, you seem to grow closer to each other — you find comfort in the way he talks to you, in those touches he gifts, in the smiles that seem to be solely reserved for you (he is always stoic when you are out of the house, after all).

and you can’t help but think that, after all, there is hope in your marriage. that you’ll find salvation in your husband.

7 months ago

who up letting it linger

11 months ago

what's going on in the congo since there's also a genocide happening over there as well:

to sum it up, people in the congo are literally being worked as slaves to mine for this material called coltan, which is very valuable as its used for things like phones, laptops, just electronics in general. Congo is the number 1 producer for this material and the places behind this genocide is America, Britain, France, and Israel, wow what an absolute shocker. The worst places probably to ever exist benefit from a genocide. These places are funding Rwanda and Uganda military groups, to go into the Congo and kill MILLIONS of people. This has also been going on for YEARS. Many women have been SA'd and men are forced to work in INHUMAN conditions, resulting in their death and the colonizers are absolutely benefitting from this. 6 MILLION people have been killed and half of them are literally kids. Many of the Congolese people have also been displaced.

Please speak out about and raise your voice

6 months ago

I love their friendship

I Love Their Friendship
6 months ago
gabbag00l - gabs

look i think nanami is just as handsome gorgeous wonderful incredible as the next jjk fan but like. y’all. he is not a smooth suave bad boy. that man is autistic and annoyed at everything.

1 year ago

children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

1 year ago
A group of four men gather around the body of a child. The little boy is dead and in the arms of two of the men. He is wrapped in a blue sheet. Text on image reads: BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH
A father holds his baby girl in his arms. Around him are other people. A soldier holds a gun against the little girl and her father. Text reads: BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH
A group of soldiers stand with rifles. Behind them are tanks and Israeli flags. In front of them is a wired fence. And in front of that wired fence is a little boy getting ready to throw a rock. Text reads: BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH
Soldier walking into a house. He holds a rifle against the older man opening the door to his home. Text reads: BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH
Soldiers hold rifles in a young man's face. Another man holds him back. Text on image reads: 'BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH'
A little boy sits on the floor and looks up at a faceless soldier, who holds a rifle in his face. Text on image reads, "BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH."
An older woman wearing a white hijab screams out, her hands clasping her head. In front of her, two soldiers walk. One of them casually chews gum while his hands are on his rifle. Text on the image reads, 'BEFORE OCTOBER 7TH'
A journalist wearing a press jacket and holding a camera over his head. His head is injured and bleeding. One of his arms is bleeding badly. Behind him, there's blood on the floor and people running. There is text on the image that says 'Gaza 2004'

Repost of Instagram post by alessandra_sanguinetti:

“In 2004 I worked as an intern in Newsweek and had to go through the wires coming in from the Middle East.

The Iraq war was raging. Israel was committing its routine violations and killings.

The images were devastating and unequivocally condemning of both the USA and Israel, but I remember the editors would reject all my picks and demand images of burnt cars or vague images of destruction.

So I brought a hard drive and collected everything they didn't publish.

It was my first live glimpse of the lack of ethics or integrity in most US media.

Not the journalists on the ground, but of the senior editors making the calls - in their self important glass cubicles.

And no, to the cynics out there..it's not all too complicated to discuss on social media.

Social media is the only reason we know what's happening in Palestine.

And the only reason mainstream news has to keep up and sprinkle some actual news now and then.

Meanwhile we are seeing much less footage coming out of Gaza - Israel has been killing off all the journalists.

This is terrifying.”

Photo credits: Nasser Ishtayeh, Yossi Alon, Saif Dahlah, Jaafar Ashtiyeh, Musa Al-Shaer, Abed Onar Qusini

1 year ago

Reiner is so whiny when having sex. I mean the man barely has the tip in and he's whimpering about how warm your insides are. Reiner whines every time he thrusts into you, his bottom lip in between his teeth, struggling to not cum so soon. "b-baby, wait fuck. just n-need to feel you more."

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