we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email
Vistims belong to victims, criminals belong to criminals...Apartheid state of Israel are contemporary nazis
y’all gotta start writing reiner like the PATHETIC LOSER he is and not this macho man🙄🙄😭 . make him whimper and moan a lil damn ‼️
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
the extradimensional eldritch abomination can have a little gender. as a treat.
need a miracle to get through these midterms
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
(strumming a harp) i'm NOT evil and i DON'T want to kill myself i am just. on my period
The sun does not crest the sky once today, but the town stays fully alight. The city center is teeming with life: music and food and drinks strong enough to shock your senses and flush your cheeks after one sip. For a calm and conservative culture, the festival is rather wild.
You've perched yourself at the outskirts, on a lounging bed. The dragonborns occasionally glance your way, more curious than anything else.
A bunch of younger girls ask to touch your hair in broken Common before Obi chases them away. The man has been busy catching up with friends and over indulging with his brother, but he often loops around to check on you.
Sorghum comes by where you are sitting and pushes a plate of food into your hands wordlessly. When she returns to her husband, she shrugs away his drunken touch.
Seeing her face leaves a hollow feeling in your chest. You don't eat anything she's brought you.
It's only a bit later that your beloved staggers over to you with open arms. He's dressed in fine, sheer robes, woven in beautiful, bright patterns.
"Oh," he breathes. "I'm mesmerized."
Obsidian kneels beside the fainting couch, resting his chin on the arm. He smiles up at you with a contemplative glee, eyes wet from the liquor. The party swells and moves around you, but Obsidian stays still, regarding you carefully.
"You are utterly radiant," he sighs. He nuzzles his face into his arms like a lovelorn schoolboy. "Like a star plucked from the sky."
Despite yourself. you melt a bit. You reach up and scratch the ridges on his head, tracing over each bump with your nails. "Obi..."
"Eternally, painfully, tragically beautiful. I am so lucky you fell into my life." It's the alcohol talking, you remind yourself, but his voice is so earnest. "So beautiful that you break my heart whenever you look away."
You turn out of bashfulness and the dragonborn whines, flopping harder into the couch. When you look back, he practically purrs.
"Are you warm enough, my fawn?" The dress is intertwined with warming spells, sown in by your lover himself. It's a traditional draconic dress, clearly not built to account for your breasts. It scoops low, low enough that your body threatens to spill over when you move the wrong way. "Are you too warm?"
"It's perfect," you say. "Thank you."
He judges his nose into the air, once, twice, three times, eyes half closed.
"Kiss me?" he asks.
You look around. "People are watching, Obi."
"Let them!" He rises to nudge his snout into your lips, the chastest of human kisses, then goes to rub the side of his face into your cheek. He purrs and clicks and runs his hand down your side, slidingyour dress down ever so slightly.
"Obi!" you giggle. "Obi, my hair!"
His horns are tangled in your braids.
"I will not stop until you kiss me back," he demands. He's being borderline lewd for dragonborn standards, especially since you two are not officially mates yet.
The memory of earlier suddenly rings through your teeth. There is no 'yet'. You two are not mates and will never be. Sadly, you give in, nudging him back. Obsidian's scales are so smooth against the sensitive skin of your face.
"Will you dance with me, my love?" he asks as he pulls away. "I will teach you the steps."
It's a group dance, the kind that has partners switching every couple of moments. You've danced like this before, it's nothing you can't learn on the fly, but you still shake your head.
"Maybe later," you say. He stands and starts backwards towards the dance floor, arm extended towards you the entire time. Truthfully, you want him to stay, but you couldn't ask Obi to stay by your side all night. He deserves fun, he deserves to dance, he deserves-
"My heart will be with you," Obsidian coos.
He deserves more than you can give him.
He slides into the rhythm of the dance without trying. It's beautiful to watch how they all glimmer in the firelight, their scales and jewelry glittery and shined to perfection. Obsidian shines brighter than any of them all, of course; it may be bias, but you swear that he's the prettiest one of them all, with those emerald green eyes.
You're so sweet on him that you almost don't see someone else had joined the dance, but a flash of white snaps you back to reality.
The girl is just as pretty as you had been told, even for human standards. The way she holds her head is regal, with a lifted chin and an upturned smile. Her build is small for a dragonborn, but it seems to be perfectly sized when Obsidian's hand slides around her waist. The two of them step in, step out, then twirl, eyes never leaving each other's as they dance. There's a shared laugh before they separate, moving on to the next partner, but the moment repeats in your mind, over and over again.
His hand on her waist. Black scales against white.
You don't belong here.
.
It's less than an hour later when Obsidian comes back to your chair and finds you gone. He pokes around the festival, expecting to find you pulled away by children or women, but every corner is empty of you.
"Sorghum-" Obsidian is suddenly sober as he approaches his sister in law. "Have you seen my fawn? She's not where I left her."
Sorghum huffs, bothered by the interruption. Her group of friends chitters on without her.
"Humans have legs, Obsidian. Maybe she used them."
That sets Obsidian's teeth on edge. "Malachite is a saint for dealing with your attitude."
There's a retort as he walks away, but he can't focus on that, not when his mind is on the brink of panic. Where could you have gone in this little town?
By the time he makes it to his family home, real, deep worry has started make his hands quiver.
"Fawn," he calls down the hall. "Princess."
He checks his room first, mostly out of muscle memory. He had gotten used to waking up beside you; sleeping alone made his heart ache.
Your room is empty as well. Too empty. It takes him a moment to realize your bag is gone, along with your coats and boots.
On the nightstand is a single earring, his own scales staring back at him like two little black voids.
PAIRINGS ✩ — plug!connie x hyperfem!black!reader
WARNINGS ✩ — ts kinda nasty when I think abt it, sub!connie, handjob, kissing, smoking, cum eating, daddy kink
CONNIE’S back laid in between your thighs, his head resting on your stomach. You were sat up, resting all your weight on the headboard. Your pink acrylic nails wrapped around Connie’s neck.
You were bent over as you pressed kisses onto Connie’s cheek, your fenty lipgloss staining his cheek. Connie laid comfortably, counting money.
Summer Walker quietly played from the tv. You lightly bit Connie’s cheek before sucking on the spot. Connie liked being absolutely smothered in your love plus it felt kind of good.
Your hums to ‘Anna Mae’ vibrated onto Connie’s cheek, your nails lightly grazing his neck.You released his cheek, the spot looking light reddish.
“Oops” You gave the spot one more kiss. “I gave you a hickey” He turned his head towards you.
“You tryna have people think you beat on me and shit” he laughed, wrapping a band around the stack.
“You are so cute I just wanna eat your face” You dragged your acrylic nail down his face, tapping his nose. You squished his cheeks together before kissing his pouted lips multiple times. You didn’t give him any time to speak, just suffocating him with your affection.
“You’re so good to me. Always taking care of me, can I take care of you pa?” You innocently ask, your lips still brushing against his. His eyes close and you can feel his body melt into yours, feeling a little needy. “Yeah” he softly breathed out.
The way this big ass angry tattooed drug dealer was being held by you, feeling so so vulnerable. You ran your hands down his white tee, pulling it up slightly. You rubbed at his lower stomach, pulling a groan from Connie.
“Gonna make you feel really good” You kissed at Connie’s neck as he tilted his head, giving you access to his sensitive neck.
Your hand reached under his grey sweats, rubbing his length over his boxers. You could hear small whiny breaths coming from Connie as you slipped your hand under the band. You tugged his heavy hard length out into sight. His tip pink and leaking, the base fading into a darker brown. Both of you guys were focused on what you were doing to him. He licked his lips, making them glossy and wet.
“Why do you have to be so cute, sexy, and adorable?” You kissed his wet lips. Connie was too focused on your hand stroking his dick. Your smooth palm twisting right on his tip, getting his pre-cum all over your hand.
You watched as you mindlessly sucked on Connie’s neck, starting to fasten your pace.
“Ay coño” Connie breathed out, his hips bucking into your hand.
“Does it feel good?” You squeeze him at the base of his cock.
“mhmm” He nods his head. You smile before repeating his famous saying, “Use your words”
Connie gasped as your thumb rubbed over his tip, circling around. “Yeah.. y-yes fuck” Connie’s thighs clenched, feeling so good. The bottom of his white tee was clenched between his teeth, trying to refrain from moaning as loud as he wants to.
You took notice of that, “Don’t do that daddy I wan’ hear you” Connie’s cock pulsed at the petname.
“Say it again” Connie whined as you tortured his tip with your hand.
“You gonna cum daddy?” You now have both hands twisting up and down his cock. Connie’s chest heaved up and down as his toes curled in his socks.
“Y-y…esss” Connie went limp in your hands, his cum oozing out of his tip. You slowly twist and squeeze his base, making sure to empty his fully.
You hear Connie wince as you still stroke his cock. You let go, looking at all of the cum on your hand.
You bring your hand up to Connie’s mouth, his tongue licking up alll his cum. Connie was pretty shocked at the action, his cock rising once again.
“How ‘bout I ride you until you cry” You suggest to Connie, your boobs all in his face.
What a horny monster he created
being a black woman is so often like "so will you pledge your loyalty to the people who hate you because you're a woman or the people who hate you because you're black?"