Todays It's Jjk Fanart In An Art Style I Do Not Like And It's All Geto. Cats Too

if you're an outie in the severance universe and you're a smoker does that mean your innie is just constantly on edge and miserable and craving something they can't even put a name to because they've never experienced it? if you drink too much on a weeknight does your innie just have to suffer the headache and nausea of a hangover without knowing where it came from?? if you have tattoos on parts of your body that are always covered by the lumon dress code, does your innie just walk around not knowing about them? what do you do if you get a hickey?? do you think any innies have ever gotten naked in the bathroom just to see the entirety of the body that they're not allowed to own???

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

undercover prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱

— “hey, just so you know- i’ll have your back in there. no matter what happens.”

— “i’m prepared to do whatever it takes for us to maintain our cover. and if that means getting a little up close and personal, then so be it.”

— “i’m not worried. i know you’ll take care of me out there.”

— “that kiss… you know that didn’t mean anything, right? that was for our cover, nothing else.”

— “they think we’re married, right? that means we kind of have to act like it.”

— “hey, hey, just breathe. it’s okay, it’s all over, you’re safe now.”

— “ow, that looks like it hurts. will you let me fix you up?”

— “not that i’m doubting your judgement, but was sitting on my lap really a crucial part of that meeting?”

— “follow my lead, and i’ll get us out of here in one piece.”

— “it’s bad enough that we had to spend the day attached at the hip, do we really need to share a bed too?!”

— “please tell me i don’t actually have to wear that.”

— “it’s okay to be scared. you just need to trust that i’ll keep us safe in there, and it’ll all be okay.”

— “i can’t believe it took us pretending to be other people for you to finally kiss me.”

— “it’s nothing, i just… i’ve never seen you in anything like that before. you look really good.”

— “for a minute there, i thought we were in trouble.”

— “hey, you guys don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. if things start to go south, just say your codeword and we’ll intervene.”

— “don’t get so twisted up, i’m going to be fine. i have you to watch my six, don’t i?”

theres a tiktok of a woman wearing lingerie her bf got her and when he gets home and sees her and literally drops everything to the ground and falls to his knees i just think that is so nanami and reiner coded... like wow that's a real man i've never seen one in the wild before

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

I would like to tell you that I am from Gaza, where we are now living under bombs, explosives, warplanes that we cannot sleep from for many nights, and other things. This war has destroyed our bodies, our lives, and our souls. It has destroyed our homes, robbed us of everything, destroyed all places, changed all landmarks, and changed our situation for the worse. We were living a decent life, peace, and love of life, and here we are living in hunger, fear, and terror, me, my children, and the rest of my family, and we do not have the minimum necessities of life, and we live in very dilapidated tents. We do not know how to act when winter comes to us. We will drown in the rain and wind, and I will not know how to protect my family, neither from the bombing nor from the winter.

So please help me so that I and my family can live and survive this ugly war

the woke mob has turned santa clause TRANSGENDER and now he fills your stocking with ARTISANAL PICKLES and CHEESES instead of TOYS. Parents across the GLOBE are actually REALLY STOKED about charcuterie stockings, as the prices of FINE CHEESES and whatnot have SKYROCKETED.

PLEASE for the love of the universe read anti-colonial science fiction and fantasy written from marginalized perspectives. Y’all (you know who you are) are killing me. To see people praise books about empire written exclusively by white women and then turn around and say you don’t know who Octavia Butler is or that you haven’t read any NK Jemisin or that Babel was too heavy-handed just kills me! I’m not saying you HAVE to enjoy specific books but there is such an obvious pattern here

Some of y’all love marginalized stories but you don’t give a fuck about marginalized creators and characters, and it shows. Like damn

dancing on 2 of ur favs in the clurb while amaarae plays...

it's tumblr and everyone can write wtv they want but i get so confused by the jjk fics where everyone knows shibuya is gna happen?? unless i missed smt....like i wld understand jujitsu society seeing an uptick of curses and sensing a bigger fight coming but like exact date and time, planning their lives around it months in advance?? it only bothers me bc i can see how the fic can be written around it but that means i need to write it myself lmfao