Real Asf This Is Literally The Realest Shit Anyones Ever Said

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

not to be that guy but i think it's a lot more ableist to assume that disabled ppl can't make art without ai than it is for me to not like ai

Kids have it rough these days

White people love to be like "I avoid Black people because I'm scared I'll accidentally be racist to them" and think it's 1) somehow not racist to do this 2) a normal thing to do and admit

This opening completely altered my brain chemistry as a kid and I've never been the same since.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

Such a wonderful way to explain it all

The Narrator: Today was a very special day for Stanley. He decided to forego any adventures in exchange for sitting at his desk and reblogging 500 crab gifs in a row to celebrate Crab Day.

Day 27 - Fast

They meet all the scariest folk, but its worth it for the mail…

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch