❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

Who's up for some Ides of March roleplay?

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

Cauchy-Lorentz: “Something alarmingly mathematical is happening, and you should probably pause to Google my name and check what field I originally worked in.”

Curve-Fitting [Explained]

No, what???? The original brought me down... Rumi my genius, we've done you dirty.

every single day i think about how horribly rumi’s poems have been translated from persian into english & how they’ve been turned from gorgeous poems abt islamic spirituality into these… pithy vapid little quotes that white people post as instagram captions. white scholars & translators straight-up falsified and misrepresented the essential themes of and islamic mysticism inherent to his work in favor of turning it into easy-to-consume love poetry & it never fails to make me angry

Via twitter

For the first time, understanding wine taste doesn't sound like a lecture from a connoisseur

I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why

REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR  A BOY  READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION

I’m trying to make a point to a friend

Yes.

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My socially anxious heart loves this

reasons people might be looking at you in public (that aren’t negative)

they like what you’re wearing.

you look like someone they know.

they recognize a piece of clothing or accessory you’re wearing.

they think you’re beautiful or attractive.

they’re zoned out or bored and people-watching.

they recognize you from somewhere.

they’re hesitating to ask you something or give you a compliment.

they’ve seen you in that same place before.

you caught their eye.

you look like how they imagined a fictional character to look.

you remind them of something.

they’re admiring one of your visual qualities (smile, stance, hairstyle).

Op, please change your url

I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup…

I told her i’m pretty good but I don’t think i’m ready to compete in a tournament yet.