My Name Is Caine I Am Your Bitch

you guys know that trend on tiktok where people get their parents to read brainrot and stupid phrases off a paper while they try not to spit water out of their mouths from laughing? because their parents have no idea what all of this brainrot means?

yeah this is so something that the twisted wonderland first years would do to the prefect/yuu/reader. get the prefect to read off twisted wonderland lingo from a paper meanwhile they’re just trying not to combust from laughing…

like ace and deuce would be absolutely losing it, spitting the water everywhere. jack and epel are over here trying to stifle a laugh, somehow keeping the water in. ortho’s there as well, looking up what these phrases mean in his database, not really laughing. meanwhile sebek is just as clueless as the prefect, having no idea what these words mean. the only time he spits the water out is when he starts yelling at the top of his lungs and demanding to know what the phrases mean.

someone needs to write something about this omfg

She was getting left out in a lot of TWST mom appreciation posts :( 🌸🤖

Laios devouring a mandrake

Based on Francisco Goya painting ofc

why am i just seeing this omg

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat