So These Are Our Only Two Options? We’re Cooked

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

cater diamond from cookie run!!!??? waaaaaa??? (I've never played cookie run lol)

stupid gay fruit..

MONSTERS WE MAKE

GRAHHHHHH I LOVE THEM A LOT!!!!

sukuna: he didn't even help btw

> Be me > Highly motivated shift manager at local Spudsy's > Cutest to ever do it > Usually depressed and shy but whatever > GF high on horseradish sauce calls me annoying > Im about to end it all bros > Pic related

This piece makes me a little emotional and idk why 😭

Riddle: "... Don't tell me this outfit was chosen with 'Goldfish' as a motif."

Georgina: "Could it be that you dislike goldfish?"

Riddle: "No, that's not the case. I have no complaints about this outfit, and I actually like it. It's just that... Much to my distaste, I'm called a goldfish because I'm apparently 'small and red'."

Omg poor Riddle. 😭 It's so funny but I feel bad that he hates being called small and red lol

Georgina: "Oh, is that so? Hahaha, that boy... Please, forgive his rudeness. But that's not all that a goldfish is."

Georgina: "Goldfish in captivity are rather tiny, but when released into the wild, I heard they could grow gigantic."

Riddle: "Gigantic?! So goldfish still have room to grow..."

Jade: *SNORTS*

Riddle: "Jade. Why did you laugh just now."

DHDUISAHDIOA I love how the intention was that Riddle could be the very best he could be if only he could be freed from his cage, but Riddle just took it as... the possibility of a growth spurt. 💀 And Jade laughed at him and told him that it's wonderful that people are free to chase after their dreams. 💀

Floyd has the Best Dream Scream so far tbh