So Stupid I Love Them

you guys know that trend on tiktok where people get their parents to read brainrot and stupid phrases off a paper while they try not to spit water out of their mouths from laughing? because their parents have no idea what all of this brainrot means?

yeah this is so something that the twisted wonderland first years would do to the prefect/yuu/reader. get the prefect to read off twisted wonderland lingo from a paper meanwhile they’re just trying not to combust from laughing…

like ace and deuce would be absolutely losing it, spitting the water everywhere. jack and epel are over here trying to stifle a laugh, somehow keeping the water in. ortho’s there as well, looking up what these phrases mean in his database, not really laughing. meanwhile sebek is just as clueless as the prefect, having no idea what these words mean. the only time he spits the water out is when he starts yelling at the top of his lungs and demanding to know what the phrases mean.

someone needs to write something about this omfg

so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

Laios devouring a mandrake

Based on Francisco Goya painting ofc

From my rotting body flowers shall grow

Show us Ruggie's grandma!!!