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Never thought I’d compare Aziraphale to Edward Cullen but you know that thing he does where he breaks up with Bella “for her own good” because the situation he’s in is too dangerous? Yeah…

Mentioned that Good Omens 2 came out recently and someone was like “omg yeah I watched the whole thing!”

…how do I say I watched it four times in 2 weeks?

Thinking about the bookshop being used by Aziraphale as a metaphor for Crowley (something something yellow eyes yellow room). Thinking about the Metatron passing the bookshop (Crowley) to Muriel and saying it’s in good hands.

Thinking about Aziraphale saying my bookshop (Crowley).

How come when Crowley’s driving on a long, straight stretch he goes slow enough that other cars can pass him, yet on turny roads he feels the need to swerve all over the place?

Perhaps he expects the sudden turning to cause a certain someone to slide closer….

Okay but actually Bildad the Shuhite was one of the worst Crowley looks (something about the sunglasses with That Beard) but I think that’s what makes it so attractive

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

I think we as a fandom need to talk more about how Aziraphale and Crowley started as one character and were later split in two. That’s obviously not part of their canon now, but you can still see it there. Two sides of the same coin or perhaps a better analogy… shades of grey.

I’m a simple man. I see a glimpse of Michael or David and my thumb likes of its own accord

One of the most common good/evil color indications on screen is blue/red (Aziraphale’s shirt is blue/Crowley’s hair is red)…

So anyway, the combined miracle plume is purple.

Who was going to tell me Crowley wears gold nail polish in heaven?????

Rip Crowley you would’ve loved the way my parents keep holy water unguarded next to the family printer

I think Crowley thinks holy water is all blessed by God and therefore very rare. Does he know he can take a thermos of regular ass water to a priest in the wild and have him bless it for free…

Aziraphale appears to be the only angel (or demon) who actually knows how humans have children. In fact, he seems to have some sort of clue before the Beginning. Therefore I propose…… Aziraphale invented sexual reproduction.

Aziraphale is just Winnie the Pooh

Archangel aziraphale gets gold paint on his face but it’s just a gold egirl heart

Season 3: Aziraphale and Crowley individually have contact with Jesus 2 and talk about each other enough that Jesus starts pushing them together

It really sucks that the whole dinosaur thing was a practical joke from God because—

We could’ve had Them 😔

Always quite disconcerting existing off of tumblr where most of the people I interact with aren’t one inconveniently timed religion-and-love-themed Hozier song away from having a breakdown about two fictional not-men

As someone who can’t draw for shit, I wanna give a huge shoutout to all the artists giving us what we really need right now (60s femme aziraphale and crowley)

The voices! THE VOICES!!!

Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking About Them Thinking—

Girl help I can’t stop re-consuming good omens in various forms simultaneously

The poster vs my bookshelf <3

I’m careful not to break the spine on Aziraphale’s cover out of respect

Standing here, it's all so clear

I'm where I'm meant to be

…

All at once, everything is different

Now that I see you

Me watching myself add another Hozier song to my aziraphale/crowley playlist

Good omens hits different when you were raised catholic as a queer kid. Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett have single-handedly healed my religious trauma.

Just… growing up—terrified—with the threat of eternal damnation breathing down your neck only to have this book and show handed to you on a silver platter in adulthood?? What a time to be alive

In regard to the theory that the Metatron has the ability to/is altering reality: he’s not the only one. I wonder what Adam’s up to nowadays…

Me starting season 2: It’s quite common for the second part of a three-part series to have the main characters split up the whole time. It’s cool that Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t— oh

Aziraphale can draw. Aziraphale is incapable of saying his feelings out loud. Thus my proposal:

Aziraphale “have you ever been sketched?” Fell

Actually Aziraphale has so many diaries because half the pages are just drawings he did of himself and Crowley