gandalfsbe4rd

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Don’t send me ur dick send me this

that’s all

Next nonchalant mf to come my way is getting put in a headlock idc.

Also rebuking situationships. On my soul gtfo.

if i don’t get eaten out soon i’m going to go insane

God give me a perv who'll ask me to show them what panties I'm wearing today 😔🙏

unfortunately, i need mine obsessed. if you’re not jealous and possessive and thinking about me every second of the day, i WILL think you hate me

PREACHHHH

This summer my ass WILL be out, titties WILL be sitting pretty, makeup WILL be on fleek, and I WILL be extra ultra super femme for butches. I ain’t sorry 💋

This but butchxfemme

Need me a cute older butch/ masc to do this to — sigh😔

Girls who tease you in public knowing you can’t dick them down in the moment are demons

i need a ‘come here darling, you don’t need to think’ kinda night

i need butch hands on me doing absolutely foul things rn

maybe i would get better grades if i had a butch telling me how proud they are of me whilst giving me head pats

How to get a butch to send biceps pics tutorial no glue no borax.

lying in bed with someone as we both wake up slowly, kissing down their cheek and neck to wake them up, cuddling up with them and laughing, all of this slowly turning into gentle pleasure as we make each other feel good, happy and safe together

😵‍💫😵‍💫

i need to be grinding on a stone butch’s lap in my tiniest skirt, begging and whimpering for their dick

i know i'm horny on here 99.9% of the time but, goodness, i just love the romance of loving butches so much.

spending lazy mornings in their bed and their arms, basking in their warmth. sunlight hitting their trim haircut, boxers loose around their hips, legs interlocked with mine. waking them up with my nails tracing down their scalp, their face, their neck, their back. happy trails and strong arms. matching my outfit to their blue jeans and t-shirts. lipstick kisses under their collar, their shampoo in my hair, their cologne on my wrists. every word of theirs hummed sweetly to me when i've so often witnessed them turned harsh to strangers. chivalry and sensitivity and sweetness. my voice being the one to calm them down from panic, ease their brain, drift them to sleep-- theirs being the one to calm me from nightmares, to reassure, to make me laugh so hard i snort. their hands on my waist, my hands on their biceps. their body to shield mine. my hands to clean their wounds.

i'm obsessed with the sensitivity of butches. the inherent sweetness and kindness and love. the comfort. the compassion. emotion. the troubles they have, the things they hide, the fears they try to shake. i just want to love every part of them with everything inside of me. i talk about butches devoted to their femmes a lot, but i love spending my entire being devoted towards them. loving them, helping them, opening myself up to them and feeling safe together. i love when their walls break and they break mine down in turn. earning each others' safety.

(and of course the safety they exude in sex. the service, the gentleness, the consideration and raw desire. never has anyone made me feel more comfortable in my own body and desires and self than butches. i've never wanted to let someone have me so thoroughly. they're the world.)

and don't get me started on their masculinity. their femininity. their history. what it means to be everything butch. the proudness they carry on their belt. the same belt they let me undo while they gaze down at me with their hands soothing my hair UGHHHHHHHH i'm so horny for butches but it's only because i love them so deeply I SWEAR. LET ME GRIND ON YOUR BULGE THEN SAY CORNY JOKES WITH YOUR HEAD HALFWAY TO MY TONGUE BECAUSE I LOVE TO SEE YOU LAUGH

I’m always a slut for libraries with beautiful architecture

waiting for my butch knight to save me

i’m am always overwhelmed with emotions for no reason my heart just goes off

shotgunning is really hot, i kinda need a butch to hold my jaw and pull my face close and blow smoke into my mouth and kiss me right now and yeah

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

i need a butch lesbian to come and sweep me off my feet and i need it NOWWWWW oh butch lesbians you are so loved by me

im really bad at conversations sorry if ive ever talked to you

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways, who'll hold you and tell you that its all gonna be okay.

I hate when people are discoursing on The Secret History and are like "oh I never fell for it, I knew they were pretentious assholes the whole time" like okay???? I'm sorry you have such a devastating lack of imagination. sorry you missed out on the silliest and loveliest part of the book. that's sad.