Artemis: If Spiders Were The Size Of Cats, Would They Be Less Scary Or More Scary?

"Nico di Angelo never sleeps-" bruh. Nico's boyfriend keeps a travel pillow in his medical bag at all times because Nico is so prone to napping. Any time the kid uses his powers he's out like a light. This is canon.

Uncle Rick hasn’t given Percy a confirmed canon middle name to my knowledge so I made my own.... Perseus Achilles Jackson. IT FLOWS TOGETHER SO WELL

:)

Pictures as Rick Riordan's series,but this time is part 2

The last one: Octavian convincing roman demigods to start a war with the greeks (sorry I know it's not really visible,my mistake)

tbh Apollo taking over as camp director at Camp Half Blood is the only acceptable ending to the TOA series

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

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Y'ALL IT'S WHITE BREAD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

Nico to Will:

Achilles: I'm going to fight Hector.

Odysseus: But you're not armed??

Achilles: I am.

Odysseus: With what?

Achilles: Overconfidence.

Enjoy🙂

AND I'M HERE FOR IT

finished reading the caraval trilogy and now i feel empty