This Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In Any Review Ever

Goldie gramp, I hereby declare that you are my newest obsession.

Cale is in unrequited love with the slacker life, and is in a committed relationship with doing the most possible

CALE/SLACKER LIFE IS ENDGAME HE'S JUST PLAYIGN THE LONG GAME RN/coping

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

Headcanon: Alver is a HUUUGEEE fan of dragons (considering his elven blood) but is just way better at controlling his expressions and suppressing his emotions compared to other elves.

That's not to say the same could be said for his younger self though 🫶

Namari my beloved beefcake

i~don't~like~ittt~~

fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me

During the mission, an ability user who worked in an illegal guild, cursed Team Leader Kim Roksu to be a cat.

Fortunately Kim Roksu managed to hit the back of his head and he passed out. Unfortunately the curse already hit him by that time although weak.

It's unknown when Team Leader from Team 1 will return back to normal as the criminal is in coma from Kim Roksu's beating.

It was an unlucky week for Kim Roksu.

Concealing his emotions has always been easy. You can't blame him. Kim Roksu has a natural resting bitch face that makes him look cold and intimidating. Whether he's sad or angry, his face remains the same. Impassive and nonchalant.

However ever since he's been cursed, he wears his heart on your sleeve and people have been reading him easily as if he's an open book.

They even said he's beginning to act like an actual housecat. Unbelievable.

Kim Roksu ears twitches, his tail swift irritatingly.

"What's the matter, Team Leader?" Jung Soo Hoon asked as he innocently whipped out yet another cat toy.

Kim Roksu huffed, unamused clearly and left the room.

My naughty paws got to the golden grandfather)

some of my favorite choi han moments are the ones where he explicitly admits that cale is holding his leash.

like that one time the enemy called cale choi han's owner.

and choi han agreed. what's with that?? it's making me feral.

the way choi han takes pride in listening cale's orders. he wants to be good so bad. he's so happy when he can do what cale asks him to.

and this?? he's defying his friend and the future king in front of all of his vassals. telling the absolute ruler of your kingdom in the middle of a crisis that 'cale-nim's orders supersede your own' is ballsy as hell. choi han has no place for politeness when cale's orders are in question.

once again, i'm going absolutely insane at this level of loyalty.