Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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1 year ago

I do like characters who do not exhibit any hint of sexuality in any way because they’re too busy being tormented by the narrative. like “yea I might be gay or whatever but the labyrinth is growing so I can’t worry about that shit rn”


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10 months ago

I’d just like to ask folks to have a little more sensitivity about the “Tampon Tim” stuff—the way Donald Trump and U.S. conservatives are making fun of the democratic vice presidential candidate for putting free tampons in boys’ bathrooms. My girlfriend broke the news to me as though I was supposed to laugh, and it wasn’t until she saw the look on my face that she realized how personal this was to me as someone who’s advocated for menstrual products in men’s restrooms at my school and lobbied for access in prisons in my state. This is about trans guys and I want people to remember that.

I remember seeing a Kaitlin Bennet video where she went around smugly asking people if they thought tampons should be in men’s restrooms, with the obvious intended answer being of course not. We’re a joke to them; being connected to menstruation and menstrual products is already considered embarrassing for women, but for men, it’s downright humiliating and disgusting. As people who need tampons, who can get pregnant, who have breasts, but claim to be men, we are considered a perversion of the sex-gender binary. We cannot exist, and they make that clear. When you leave trans men and mascs out of these conversations, such as by pivoting to jokes about fictional cis men, you are contributing to our erasure. Please just remember who is actually harmed by these sentiments, and listen to our perspectives on it. Thank you.

4 months ago

Hey i'm very behind on my bills right now and if you have some extra cash i could really use the help

My cashapp is $kellanium

Looking to get $700

1 year ago

The crying fits I'm gonna have when I take estrogen are gonna be fucking ridiculous


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11 months ago

I love new clothes :D


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10 months ago

Ordered a custom lego clone trooper for the first time in a while I'm so happy :] they look like the engineer from battlefront 2 and I love how they look I love non canon designs and shit. Anyways yayyy star wars stuff I love clone troopers so much :>>>


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9 months ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?????

Aaaaaand it's all over my screen


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5 months ago

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

1 year ago

Bedtime cuddles

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