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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

And then Dante became the first sinner to kill a canto villain....

That scene where Cathy and Heathcliff talk to each other with Dante’s like pda or whatever it’s called In that last episode of canto VI reminded me of this lolll

A better version uhhhhhh vvvvvvv

Oh god oh no there's fanfiction???

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

THE APES CALL FOR STINGY STINGY DOES NOT ANSWER

YET HE KNOWS HIS FATE. MONKE FOREVER

Same Energy

#you can always bullshit something

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

the og story makes him sound like a giraffe

The OG Herobrine is just funny to me

Question, how far would Dante from Devil May Cry make it in dragon ball? Its implied or stated (forgot which) that he literally SELLS his extra arsenal in between games, so just.. Assume its Dante with every weapon he's collected, including the yamato, running a gauntlet of dragon ball villians. Where does he stop? Does he even get to frieza?