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get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Have this

Happy birthday to me, it’s my birthday, hooray. Yay.

It’s hard to enjoy it. I just hope she’s okay out there without me. You know. She’s getting older too. Won’t be a kid anymore soon. Hope that monkey is a good mentor, just like I was… or so I hoped.

WHY CANT I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS ;_;

I dreamed about a setting where superheroes and villains had these scrunkly appearances and superpowers. There were these two particular supervillains, a man and a woman, who were enemies of Dante from Devil May Cry; they were really good escape artists, so every time they were captured, they always got out quickly. After a car chase, Dante captured the man, who was about to reveal the duo's secret. (This is exactly how much detail the dream went into, you understand.) The dream beat about the bush on actually revealing anything until my alarm woke me up.

I immediately fell back asleep, and then I dreamed about playing Half-Life: Opposing Force. It now had raccoons as a mascot; they were, like, running around acting like people, though I don't think they talked. I found a setting in Steam which changed things back to some "legacy" UI or whatever which the dream had completely made up; this caused Opposing Force to load a sort of "background map" on the main menu, like in Half-Life 2 and its ilk, but the camera was zipping around this location surrounding a 1950's-style diner, where a bunch of gunfire and explosions were happening, raccoons were driving around wildly, that kind of thing. in a way that would probably have been really distracting from the game's actual menu. I had an inordinate amount of difficulty actually getting into the game or changing the settings again or something.

Question, how far would Dante from Devil May Cry make it in dragon ball? Its implied or stated (forgot which) that he literally SELLS his extra arsenal in between games, so just.. Assume its Dante with every weapon he's collected, including the yamato, running a gauntlet of dragon ball villians. Where does he stop? Does he even get to frieza?

so beyond real

((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))

Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.

...This aint the funny pizza man... (But it is FASCINATING)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got the infamous tiktok. you probably could have guessed this, but my user is @cheese_eater62. (hopefully that doesn’t tag anyone) Ok bye