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Kendrick and Drake the Love Story (High school and omegaverse au)

Drake: Kendi w-we can’t. Drake: We’re supposed t-to to be opps *Drake whimpers a tear falling out of his eyes* *Kendrick wipes away his tear like the alpha he is* Kendrick: Drake pookie, we don’t need their validation. All we need is our love Kendrick: You are my omega my perfect omega. *Kendrick says kissing Drake’s head* *Drake pushes him away* Drake: S-stop! You keep calling me an omega! Is that all I am to you?! *drakes cries out* *kendrick was too stunned to speak* *Drake storms out of Kendrick’s house crying*

Ourple.

wise words from a wise man

Good to know

Are you mortal?

Yeah.

I can feel the fatigue already...

Though I guess I'll try and I'll try.

we got hawaii part ii next thursday

we gotta let the maze of my design carry you on next thursday

The 2 hours of sleep kicked in

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Lebsien.. Lesbian? Lego citizen? I require assistance.

spive

closeup

I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

Imagine going on a walk on a really foggy day, enjoying the vaguely eerie, faint and distant aesthetic of it all, and the soft quiet of having no other people around. You're about to cross a familiar bridge when you suddenly feel lightheaded. It's nothing to worry about, just a weirdly wobbly feeling that means you should sit down. And probably get more iron in your diet. Either way, you need to get up and you need to cross this bridge to get home. But now being alone has put this weird fear in you - irrational or not - that if you walk over the bridge, you might get dizzy again and fall from it.

Weird and lonely problems require weird and lonely solutions. Since you're all alone here anyhow, you can act strange if you need to. So you get down on all fours - not on your hands and knees, but on the balls of your feet, like a dog. And like this, you start to slowly creep over the bridge. Nice and slow, happy about your solution that made it feel safe to cross and get home. You can be weird if you want to, nobody's judging here.

You're creeping at a comfortable speed, very slowly, but the bridge isn't that long. You can kind of make out the outlines of things on the other side through the mist. The end of the bridge, a familiar tree, a streetlamp, the silhouette of a bush and-

A person. A human figure. You freeze mid-step to stare. That is the most definitely the outline of a person, standing perfectly still. Staring right at you. You don't know how long this moment lingers, but eventually you can't hold your balance anymore and you have to step forward, placing your open palm back on the cold damp bridge. The figure turns, and takes off running. Bolting off in a very normal, startled way that anyone would when they're spooked.

It occurs to you that you only saw the vague outline of an unexpected person, an obscure figure standing in the fog. They, however, saw the vague outline of you, something perhaps vaguely human-shaped, but moving in a way that people simply do not, slowly, very slowly, creeping over a bridge.

Assuming that nobody would see you, you accidentally became someone's unexplained Silent Hill experience.