They're Gonna Getcha

i have absolutely no idea what this is but coolzies #art #ig? i dont really get tags

artblock is kind of beating my ass inwards some of these are weeks old.. eat my slop.. thanks @st4hlwerk btw.. first image is a mini collab cuz we were talking about Tess THM ahehahe

poor eric only getting an unfinished sketch cameo.. i think a few months after starting freshman year Erics dad would've made him get braces and be all "maybe this will stop you from doing that stupid vampire shit" and being the rebellious kid Eric thinks he is he tried to put on his fake fangs regardless, eventually popping a bracket and needing to get them fixed then after they're taken off he gets a retainer to wear at night but since he's up all night he forgets and they go right back to being crooked huge waste of money and time

lmfao

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 44 (Masterpost)

And i fuckin' love them for it.

The major reason Dante and Vergil's rivalry works better than almost any other take on the trope is because the games are totally self aware about how dumb and immature the whole trope is and they lean way the hell into it. Like yeah, there's real stakes, turmoil and emotional wounds between them that drive their eternal conflict but at the same time it's pretty obvious that the real reason they fight all the time is because they're both just the biggest goddamn children on the planet.

It really is just playground bickering elevated to apocalyptic proportions by sheer virtue of them both being demigods.

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

You can see all the countries in the same plane!

Nero has not yet seen his father in his “better years”...

I shall.... Accept this..

anyone up for some. heh. mach and pilby……

not necessarily a ship post!!! I just like seeing mach and pilby comfort considering the two both pretty much have a canonically good relationship :3 they are like brain worms AGH

look okay nearly every project moon character is the character of all time on account of the literary references and layers of bullshit but Ricardo truly IS the character of all time. He wears a *jaguar (not leopard, sorry) print fur cape and no shirt. His hair is hot pink. He would chase someone across the high seas and to the opposite side of the country because he wanted to kill them for stealing his hair coupons. EDM music follows him around and it IS diegetic. He loves cute things and decorates his Book of Vengeance (where he writes the names of everyone who has ever wronged him so he can punish them for it) with kitty stickers. The gang he’s from is called the Middle Finger and all the guys he leads call him Big Bro and really truly mean it. His favorite positive descriptor is “luscious” and his favorite negative one is “bristly” and he’ll use them in situations where they shouldn’t be applied. He lives in a world where you are more likely to become a pile of gore than survive another day and but instead of turning into blood and meat he just gets launched like Team Rocket. The chains and tattoos aren’t even a remarkable part of his design since that’s just what The Middle is like. I got so caught up describing how strange he is that I forgot to say that he kills people by punching and kicking them to death

Blinks.

Alrighty, I’ve got an extra interactive post for you all. In the tags of the reblog I hope you will make, tell me what character I should “cosplay”. Then I’ll do it, by keeping track of who is said most.

On your marks, get set, go! 🐁

She's incorrect. They were actually made by the clown INSURGENCY. I cannot believe one as diligent as her would get such a simple fact wrong...