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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Have this

Happy birthday to me, it’s my birthday, hooray. Yay.

It’s hard to enjoy it. I just hope she’s okay out there without me. You know. She’s getting older too. Won’t be a kid anymore soon. Hope that monkey is a good mentor, just like I was… or so I hoped.

This is what i go on this accursed website in hopes of seeing.

KAKAROT IM STUCK IN A CUBE YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUTTA HERE KAKAROT I CANT GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I don't know what these are but here ya go

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

i should start doing this

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

Another bookmark

Unexpected Guests Chapter Seven: Page 33

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Sans’ story winds down, but he still has a few things left to say… and Flowey needs to know he’s not off the hook, even if he’s escaped revealing his own truth for now.

The chapter is slowly coming to a close, but there’s still a bit of wrapping up to do–look for the next update on October 29th!

NICE

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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