"But Sire... The Struggle For Power Shalt Render The Kingdom A Bloody Warzone"

I live by this except the bazinga. Also i still haven't blown up an oil rig yet. Cant die without doing that.

Reasons to live:

spite

There are cats!!!!!

will wood sounds really groovy

You can say 'bazinga' to people

the og story makes him sound like a giraffe

The OG Herobrine is just funny to me

laurie 😔

hey im new here... what the fuck is going on why is there so many buff furry men on my "for you" page oh god oh no... hold on i have a sudden urge to give my default pfp cat ears- Edit from the FUUUTUURE: Hwat the fuck wast i thinking creating this message?

But... But what if I'm the-

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

TALLY HALL MENTİONED

it's called Hawaii Part II because those are the twin towers

Wait I need to offer cake when I do that?

i have absolutely no idea what this is but coolzies #art #ig? i dont really get tags

artblock is kind of beating my ass inwards some of these are weeks old.. eat my slop.. thanks @st4hlwerk btw.. first image is a mini collab cuz we were talking about Tess THM ahehahe

poor eric only getting an unfinished sketch cameo.. i think a few months after starting freshman year Erics dad would've made him get braces and be all "maybe this will stop you from doing that stupid vampire shit" and being the rebellious kid Eric thinks he is he tried to put on his fake fangs regardless, eventually popping a bracket and needing to get them fixed then after they're taken off he gets a retainer to wear at night but since he's up all night he forgets and they go right back to being crooked huge waste of money and time